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Strip Club Employees Describe How Dirty They Really Are

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Strip Club Employees Describe How Dirty They Really Are
Generally speaking, most people don't visit strip clubs to have good, clean fun. But even with that being the case, it's nice to visit an establishment that doesn't feel like a bio-hazard. With focus on the girls onstage, hygiene and cleanliness are often thrown to the wayside, leaving customers feeling dirty, in more than one way. What is it really like in a strip club VIP room? Do people really have sex in a strip club? Does anyone clean those places?

Strip club workers on Reddit shared some of the most repulsive hygiene practices they've witnessed in their career. From sordid surfaces, to very dirty money, you're gonna need some time to wash your hands after reading these.
Strip Club Employees Describe How Dirty They Really Are,

Customers litter wherever they want
"Anything that looks like it can be used as a trashcan has been. "
Mirrors are cleaned often so security can clearly case the club
"Mirrors must be clean around the club for two reasons. first off it allows men to look without being pervy and second and most importantly for security. club managers/DJ's security need to keep an eye on things."
Blacklights serve a dual purpose
"The black lights are for fluid detection so that employees can track down stains for spot cleaning, but they also have a way of obscuring skin imperfections and blurring some ethnic lines that may turn some men off."
Cash has been everywhere
"Don't put your money where your mouth is. Especially in strip clubs. We washed our hands often and had sanitizing liquid at our bar and stations to cleanse our hands that had touched money that had come into contact with vaginas or mouths. I was always shocked at how many customers were willing to put money into their mouth and lay back on the stage to have it snatched off by a dancer's labia while she was doing the splits."
Employees pee in sinks rather than toilets
"The first club that I worked in had roughly 10 girls that were brought to work from a different country. They would get up onto the counters and urinate into the sinks. We never knew why. Obviously, that was more so in the staff/dancer bathrooms, not the ones intended for public. Regardless, it was disgusting to think that we staff were to wash our hands there and then handle drinks."
Carpet holds on to any liquid
"It's dirty. The staff does the best they can, and we have a cleaning crew every night, but carpet and clubs are always a dicey mix. Dirty feet, spilled drinks, vomit, plus other unsavory fluids are hard to get out of carpet permanently."
Toilets are coated with cocaine

"The tops of the toilet tanks often have powdery residue on them. Obviously from dancers/patrons (male or female) doing lines of coke. Some bar managers used to spray the toilet tops with Pam or wipe them with oil... was good for a laugh."

Hopefully this won't happen to you when you head to a strip club.


Stage floors aren't cleaned often
"I'm a stripper and at my last club I was a stripper/bartender so I knew the whole rundown of the place. We were an about 40 girl club with three stages. The poles were cleaned by every girl for every set but the floors, which we do roll around and do floor work on, are cleaned twice a week. Friday and Saturday. Then we get all those nasty floor germs all up on your lap."
The bartender's hands are only as clean as the cash
"Those bartender's hands aren't that clean when they've been handling and exchanging stripper money then throwing the limes into your glass."

Couches are just giant sponges for bodily fluids
"The couches in the private areas are scary. As staff, we never sat on them. Customers are known to be messy and yes, there are likely to be bodily fluids being exchanged or 'wiped' on the couches. Many men would go into the bathroom prior to getting a lap dance and put on a condom inside of their pants so that if they (you know) it would be less messy for cleanup. That certainly isn't to say that we didn't find our share of discarded condoms on the floor near the couches after hours. Full contact is actually illegal here, but it was never a surprise to see a girl, naked, grinding away on a customer's lap."


Divers Describe the Creepiest Thing They've Seen Underwater

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Divers Describe the Creepiest Thing They
The Earth is mostly water, and that water is mostly unexplored. The mystery of the ocean has fascinated divers for years. When diving, people are transported to a completely different world of plants and animals. Some they're familiar with, and others are unknown. They learn that just because the ocean is a natural and beautiful place, doesn't mean it isn't creepy. In fact, there might not be anything on Earth as creepy as the ocean itself.

Water-lovers of Reddit shared some of their creepiest experiences from their adventures in the water. From venomous sea snakes to various dead bodies, it's safe to say these stories will make you think twice before you go for a swim again.
Divers Describe the Creepiest Thing They've Seen Underwater,

Sea turtle swims after snorklers
"I was a teen and snorkeling with my dad in Hawaii. Really enjoying ourselves, tons of fish and some smaller sea turtles and no other people. All of a sudden a sea turtle the size of a Mini Cooper starts swimming towards us - came completely out of the dark of the ocean. Scared the piss out of me (literally). I've never swam back to shore so fast in my life. We got back to the shore, walked around to some cliffs, and could see the turtle's shell on the surface. It was easily the size of a small car."
Girl lands on top of a gator
"While water skiing on a lake in Louisiana, I flew off. I landed pretty much on top of an alligator. I kinda felt my leg hit him, and we were eye-to-eye when I gasped for air. Then he went under. The moments after that were the most terrifying moments of my life. I was so certain I'd feel him bite my foot any second, and drag me under. I started screaming, and couldn't stop until the boat was back to me. You don't realize how long 2-3 minutes is until you're alone in the open water. Never again for me."
Barracudas stalk swimmers in Florida Keys
"I spent a week snorkeling and diving in the keys. Barracudas are terrifying. I saw a couple sharks, and they ignored me. The barracudas though, they're curious. I vividly remember being a few feet underwater and looking over my shoulder to see a nasty row of barracuda teeth about four feet away. I swam away as calmly as I could for a full minute, stopped, looked over my shoulder, and the thing was in the exact same spot, four feet away, like I hadn't even moved."
Kayaker finds a creepy sunken speed boat
"I like kayaking when I get the chance, but one day in a lake up in Glacier Nation Park, Montana, I saw a small boat. A little, vintage looking, tiny motorboat. The little tiny mini speed boats you always see in '70s movies set in Miami or something. Just a few feet underwater, perfectly preserved. I could reach down and touch it. There were no signs of damage, no signs of why it sunk. It was eerie. I had to leave because for some reason it just freaked me out. The idea that something could sit, inches from the air but still submerged for years, probably. It made me so uncomfortable and I don't know why."
Three friends go out for a midnight dive...
"Me and two buddies were on a night dive in the Puget Sound hunting prawns. It was about one AM, and we're a good hundred feet deep- the darkest black you could imagine. We used to do this thing on night dives where we'd get in a circle, turn off our lights, then stir up the water and watch the bio-luminescence float around us like floating stars in a black watery space. Beautiful. Only this one time, we turn off our lights, stir up the water, and the water glows just enough to reveal a fourth person sitting in our circle.


We were at a dive resort, so it wasn't so odd to see another diver, only it was one AM--we'd seen no one else prepping a dive at the dock. He was also alone, which was odd considering the dangerous conditions of a night dive in those waters, and he had no fins or gloves. I don't know how he swam so well without fins, or didn't get hypothermia without boots or gloves. We wore dry-suits because it was so cold, but this dude was in a wet suit with exposed skin. We thought we saw a giant gash in one of the legs.

So the three of us all notice him, and we're too fucking scared to move. I can hear my buddies panting in their regs, and the guy just smiles, waves, then swims away. Whenever you think you're alone and someone just shows up, like in an alley at night, it's weird. 100 feet under water at night is terrifying."


Spear fisherman loses to a tiger shark
"I was diving a spear fishing spot about 30 miles off shore. I was 60 feet under water. There I was swimming along when I noticed them. A school of mahi mahi. There were about 30, maybe 40 of them. These fish were all between two and five feet long. They were so beautiful with their sides flashing all different colors. That's when I felt the tug on my leg. I looked down at my legs to see a 12 foot tiger shark pulling on my dive fin and taking me along for the ride. In a second, he had ripped the fin off my foot. The shark then swam away, but kept circling just at visual range. I think he was still curious about how I tasted. I kept an eye on him the whole time I was swimming back to the boat. Scariest moment I have ever had in the water."

Divers find a fisherman's glove and also hand
"I was diving with some friends and found a fisherman's glove with a hand still inside of it... We brought the glove to the local police and they told us that they hadn't received any kind of report of a guy with a missing hand."
Divers find body of missing surfer still preserved in wet-suit
"I was diving off the Florence, Oregon coast with some friends, and we found a body on the ocean floor in the creepiest condition possible. He was a surfer who'd gone missing a few days prior, so he wore a wet suit with his legs, arms, and head exposed. Crabs had eaten the flesh from his exposed bits, so, basically he was a torso with a skull and skeletal limbs."
Underwater cave inexplicably lights up
"I was diving off the coast of Fiji and we went through a natural tunnel (like a 10 meter cave/passage through a rock formation). So we start swimming through the cave and suddenly the light was weird, like the blue tint from the water has been replaced by a red one. Now all divers will know that this isn't only weird because the color changed, but also because red is the first color to disappear after a certain depth (usually between 30ft -10m- and 40ft -13m-), and we were over 70ft (23m) deep. Also bare in mind this was late morning on a sunny day.


So imagine this scene: me and my dive buddy are going through an underwater cave and suddenly everything, for no apparent reason, is tinted red, a color that you are literally supposed to be unable to see while diving at that depth during the day.

Upon exiting the cave, everything was back to blue. I thought it was just me so I didn't signal to go back up. After the dive my buddy asked me if I'd seen the water tint red too. We can't explain it and the folks from the local dive shop had no idea what we were talking about."


Swimmer brings a new friend back on the boat...
"I went snorkeling in Coron, Philippines in the shallow waters just enjoying the reefs. When I went back on the boat I felt something heavy inside my shorts. I thought it was just water caught up in there, so I shook my shorts and a snake fell out. I freaked out but my sister was able to take a picture of the (venomous) coral reef snake before it went back into the water."

15 People Who Were Found Living with Dead Bodies

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15 People Who Were Found Living with Dead Bodies
This list of stories about people found living alongside the dead bodies of their relatives or friends is shocking proof that some people just can't let their loved ones go. It's straight up unnatural - even elephants bury their dead - but these news stories about people who keep dead bodies come out time after time. Many involve spouses unwilling to let go, but others involve panicked murderers, depraved lunatics, and many sad lonely people who just want someone to sit next to them and point their lifeless eyes at the NASCAR. The list includes people living with dead wives, husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends, mothers, sisters, and brothers, but - happily - no dead strangers. Keep your eyes on the people closest to you.
15 People Who Were Found Living with Dead Bodies,

Carl Tanzler
Though married with children, radiologist Carl Tanzer (aka Count Carl Von Cosel, aka Georg Karl Tänzler) fell in love with raven-haired tuberculosis patient Elena de Hoyos in April 1930. He was convinced he had been dreaming about her for decades, and he gave her many gifts. He tried to save her with several unorthodox methods, but she eventually died in October 1931 at age 22. Tanzler designed and built her a crypt, and he sat by her coffin every night to talk to her. She talked back, begging him to exhume her body.

So he did. Then he tied her body parts together with piano wire, fitted her with glass eyes, made her a wig of human hair (her own), and covered her skin with wax. In time, she looked perfect. For the next seven years, he played music for her at night and slept beside her.

Tanzler was eventually arrested, tried, and somehow declared "sane." Only then did doctors examine Elena's body. They found that Tanzler had fitted her hoo-ha with a tube wide enough for him to stick his no-no into it. They also found sperm inside it.

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Man Lives with Wife's Corpse After Failed Murder-Suicide
Early one week in 2010, Phoenix police got a bizarre call from a 56-year-old man who said he had shot his wife. When they arrived at the house, they found the body of the 66-year-old woman in question, who had been shot with a handgun the Friday before. They also noticed that the caller had shot himself in the face, but was still alive. It went down as one of the worst weekends ever.

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Indian Man Hides Wife's Suicide from Children
One Sunday night in 2011, Parthasarathy argued with his wife, beat her soundly, and left the room. When he returned some time later, he found his wife Saraswathi, 28, hanging from the ceiling fan with a noose made of her sari. Rather than call for help, he cut her down himself, and she died soon after. For the next four days, he kept his wife's body locked in the bedroom, slept in the hallway, and told his children (8 and 5) that their mom was sick. Neighbors eventually called police to investigate the foul smell of her decomposition.

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Widower Leaves Corpse in Bed for 5 Months
In 2005, loving husband Howard Lewis, 68, kept his wife Elizabeth's death a secret from friends and neighbors. He went on working at a shop in South Wales, and when asked, said she was "fine." When police were finally called in after five months of no-sees, they found the body of Elizabeth, 79, still in the bed where she died, surrounded by air fresheners. Friends speculated that Howard was in shock and denial.

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Vietnamese Man Turns Wife's Corpse into Real Doll
This is kind of sweet, but in the creepiest way possible. Like Let the Right One In sweet, maybe? Maybe cute-coworker-who-somehow-knows-where-you-live creepy.

Anyway, after Le Van’s wife died and was buried in 2003, he began sleeping on top of her grave every night. When the weather got nasty, he dug a tunnel down to the casket so he wouldn’t get rained on. In November 2004 – more than a year later – he finally dug up the body and took it on home. To keep his wife’s corpse nice and fresh, Van molded her skin with plaster and clay, dressed her up, and put on a little lipstick. In 2009, he reported that she slept on the bed with him, and that his eldest of three children hugged her every night before turning in.

A neighbor described Van as “a normal and well-behaved man.” They always are.

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Little Old Lady Lives with Husband and Sister, Both Dead
When Jean Stevens's husband James died around 2000, she still had her twin sister June for company. But when June passed away in 2009, Jean, 91, was very lonely. She somehow had the graves of both her husband and her sister exhumed (whoever helped her got in trouble later) and brought their bodies home so she could see and talk to them.

Stevens sat James down on a couch in her detached garage in rural Pennsylvania, and she propped June up in a spare room in the main house. She spoke to the two corpses, dressed them up in "accessories" (funny mustaches and hats, probs), and spritzed them with perfumes that they liked / made them stink less.

When questioned, she said, "I think when you put them in the (ground), that's goodbye, goodbye. In this way, I could touch [them] and look at [them] and talk to [them]." Sad.

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Teenager Cuddles and Desecrates Mother's Corpse
In 1890 Paris, while Cézanne and Gauguin painted lovely things and ladies and gentlemen made merry at the Moulin Rouge, a teenage boy slept contentedly beside his mother. The twist was that she was dead, and he had just completely disemboweled her with his bare hands. And also raped her corpse.

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Woman Makes Boyfriend's Corpse NASCAR Buddy
Sometimes, all a girl wants is to maybe meet some guys, some Michigan guys, y’know… watch NASCAR and stuff. But when 67-year-old Charles Zigler died in December 2010, that didn’t put an end to his TV watching days. His longtime girlfriend Linda Chase, 72, kept his mummified corpse propped up in a living room chair, glassy eyes trained on the fast cars going in circles on the screen. When police discovered Zigler’s body in July 2012 – 18 months post-mortem – Chase admitted that she had been cashing his social security checks. “I’m probably going to prison,” she said.

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Man Murders Girlfriend, Hides Body on Bedroom Floor
Some men dump the bodies of the girlfriends they murder. Others lay them out on their bedroom floors, cover them in sheets, and surround them with taxi cab air fresheners to combat the stench of decomposition. That’s how police found 39-year-old Melinda Raya in July 2011, two months after Erik Grumpelt, 35, punched her in the stomach one too many times. In his defense, she cheated on him, and hiding a body is hard.

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Legally Blind Brooklyn Hoarder Unknowingly Lived with Her Son's Corpse

“It’s like some reverse Psycho scene,” an unnamed law enforcement official told Fox News after a woman in Brooklyn was found living with her son's corpse in September, 2016. The woman, Rita Wolfensohn, a legally blind hoarder, may not even have been aware her son died in her house. Maybe her sense of smell was gone, too.

The remains were discovered by Josette Buchman, Wolfensohn's sister-in-law, who found what was described as a "completely intact" human skeleton wearing jeans, socks, and a shirt, lying on a mattress in a second floor bedroom, surrounded by clutter. The state of decay indicated the man died maybe 20 years earlier.

The family has yet to comment on whether they'll keep the remains for Halloween, to make use of them as part of a porch display for trick-or-treaters. 



17 Oh-My-God Leah Remini Revelations About Scientology

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17 Oh-My-God Leah Remini Revelations About Scientology

Leah Remini has made it her mission to expose what she sees as the dangers, hypocrisy, absurdity, and cruelty of Scientology since leaving the cult/religion. She has done so through a book, interviews, and a Reddit AMA, among other things. Her Scientology interview will go down in history as one of the most informative sources of information about the secretive Church of Scientology! The actress was a 30-year member of the Church when she left in 2013. In October 2015, she was interviewed by ABC's 20/20 in conjunction with the release of her new memoir, "Troublemaker." In the interview, Remini dropped bomb after bomb about Scientology, dishing on everything from how she was brought into the Church as a child to their relationship with Tom Cruise.

While longtime Scientology watchers will understand what Remini is talking about, those new to the behind-the-scenes drama inherent to the the Church might be shocked. After all, it's not every religion that separates children from parents, charges members hundreds of thousands of dollars to learn basic doctrine, and idolizes celebrities as high priests. But that's exactly what Scientology does - and Remini isn't afraid of the consequences of telling all.

Read on for the most shocking revelations Leah Remini's has made about Scientology. 


17 Oh-My-God Leah Remini Revelations About Scientology,

Sexual Abuse Is Handled Internally, by the Church

When asked about sexual abuse in Scientology during her AMA, Remini replied

I have read stories on the internet. I was told personally by a few people that I personally know that there was sexual abuse. When I was 16 and working for a "senior Scientologist" who was in his late 30's, he had sex with a 16 year old friend of ours. And the "Church" handled it internally. All abuses are dealt within the "Church" as it is an enemy act in the "Church" to prosecute another member. Please do not take my word for it, just google the words "Scientology and sexual abuse."


The Importance of Tom Cruise
Remini revealed what many Scientology critics already believed - that Tom Cruise is a central figure in the religion, revered almost to the point that L. Ron Hubbard is.

“Being critical of Tom Cruise is being critical of Scientology itself," she said."You are a person who is anti the aims and goals of Scientology, you are evil.
 
Her own opinion of the movie star is clear. "I don’t think he’s becoming of Scientologists," she says. "Jumping on couches and attacking Matt Lauer and attacking Brooke Shields. What the hell is this guy doing? We need to rein this in and he just needs to be an actor. I was immediately dealt with."


Scientologists Believe All Non-Church Media Is False

When asked by Redditor rennob, "How do the powers that be in Scientology keep their followers from reading anti-Scientology news, or your book? Why don't more scientologists leave?" Remini answered:

Because very early on in the brainwashing process, L. Ron Hubbard's "technology" teaches you that outside sources (i.e. The news, the Internet, books, magazines) are ALL LIES and hellbent on destroying something decent like Scientology. The AMA, and APA, and all "governments" do not give scientology its due because they have a vested interest in not healing people and not helping people. And Scientology is in the business of making people better. So Scientologists are taught that their safest bet is to get their info from the only true decent people...and those are Scientologists. And if they look on the internet, if they read time mag, they will be met with punishment at their expense. And, as a Scientologist...you have to confess that you've read outside materials, and that will be met with punishment at your expense.


She Thought It Was Bullsh*t from the Beginning, but Was Trapped by Fear of Losing Her Family

When Remini first received reading material from the Church of Scientology when her family joined, she thought it was a crock of sh*it, but was warned she would lose her family if she left the Church on her own. When asked, "Do you remember what your initial reaction was upon first seeing the course materials for [Operating Thetan Level 3]?" in a Reddit AMA, Remini wrote:

Yes my first reaction was "Are you all f*cking nuts?" and then I looked at my mother and said "What kind if bullsh*t did you get me in?" My only option was to leave, but at the time my family was not ready to go. The "church" told me I didn't need to believe it, just do it. And they always pose this question: "Are you ready to leave everything you've ever known?"


Snitching On Other Scientologists Was Expected

During a salsa lesson at Cruise's house, Remini says she was "written up" for jokingly telling Cruise and Katie Holmes to "get a freakin' room" after watching them make out in front of her.

In fact, such write-ups, called "knowledge reports" in the complex lingo of the church, weren't just common; they were expected. "You can assume, if you say something that is critical to the church, you will be written up," Remini said on 20/20. "Husband and wife, mother, and daughter - it’s what the group does to regulate itself"

She claims she had knowledge reports written about her after the Cruise/Holmes wedding by both Kirstie Alley and Holmes, along with friends of Remini's sister, Nicole, and even her own mother as a child. Remini says she wrote people up as well, including her husband. "I wrote Angelo up all the time!" she exclaimed.

 


Scientology Sex Ed

Despite being a fairly new religion, Scientology has a distinctly Biblical view of sex before marriage. Hubbard referred to sex as "The Second Dynamic" and developed a complex system of numbers to quantify sexual urges.

Remini was told, in no uncertain terms, not to have sex or any physical contact before marriage. After being caught letting her boyfriend at the time "go like this" over her shirt, she was reprimanded. As part of her teaching, she was instructed to "physically act out the sexual policy" using office supplies. As she tells the story in her book, "I took a paper clip and a chess piece, to stand for the girl and boy, and rubbed them together."


Life in the Sea Org

Remini's mother moved her and her sister to Clearwater, Florida, home of the key Scientology facility known as "Flag Land Base." There, still a child, she joined the Sea Org, Scientology's religious order. She signed the billion year contract, donned a sailor's uniform, and was forced to perform manual labor and menial tasks for Church higher-ups.

Remini pulls no punches describing the living hell she was plunged into: "You live in roach-infested dorms with other children. It could go from working in a laundry room to working with industrial sanders. I had to fight to eat a hamburger." She spent two years working as a virtual slave before her mother moved to Los Angeles.


God Is a Lie, BTW

During her AMA, Remini replied to welsh_dragon_roar's question, "If all Scientology's secrets were revealed tomorrow, which do you think would be most shocking?" with a startling revelation:

"When you reach the top of The Bridge (OTP 8) you will be told that God is lie for LRH, and there are more levels ahead, that will cost you hundreds of thousands of dollars. There is no end to Scientology."


Children Are Like Little Gods in Scientology

Remini was brought into the Church of Scientology at the age of nine when her family joined. The Church sees children as existing on a higher spiritual plane. Children are immediately given a comprehensive education in the doctrine of the church, including everything from rote memorization of L. Ron Hubbard quotes to manual labor.

“Because Scientologists view children as spiritual beings, you’re not treated as a kid,” Remini said on 20/20. “You’re given a lot of responsibility, your ego becomes extremely inflated.” She also explained how children are so indoctrinated that they often stay when parents leave or are expelled, breaking off all contact. "You're learning how to learn Scientology," Remini explains.


Other Scientology defectors have corroborated what Remini said, including Church leader David Miscavige's niece, Jenna Miscavige Hill, who was forced to sign one of the Church's infamous billion-year-contracts at the ripe age of seven years old.

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Meeting Xenu
Unlike almost any other religion, Scientologist are only introduced to the central theology of the path they've chosen after years of study and tens of thousands of dollars in expenses. That central plank, known as OTIII, has popularly become known as the story of Xenu, the intergalactic warlord who kidnapped millions of people, stacked them in volcanoes, and nuked them. Their souls, called "thetans" in Church lingo, latch on to human consciousness and cause all of the psychological trauma humans endure.

Remini summed up the story of Xenu quite simply: "When I read that, I thought it was some crazy s___."


People Describe The Creepiest Thing They've Seen At Sea

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People Describe The Creepiest Thing They
The sea can be a creepy mistress indeed, as two Reddit threads dedicated to sailors and people who've spent time in seclusion reveal. These 16 sailors, fisherman, Navy officers, divers, swimmers, and casual boaters recount bizarre encounters, horrifying sightings, and strange occurrences while out to sea, in the ocean, and hunting in large swamps. You'll think twice about going near large bodies of water after reading this list.
People Describe The Creepiest Thing They've Seen At Sea,

A Plane Crashes Out of Nowhere
"Not amazing in a good way, but on the flight deck during flight ops, business as usual, launching planes and dodging jet blast. All the sudden the air boss calls out to get ready for emergency landing. In like 3.5 seconds the landing area was completely clear, before i could even realize what was said. Well, the jet didn't make it to landing. I watched a 60 million dollar f-18 just go into the ocean. The pilots ejected, and needed to get pulled out of the water of course. It all happened so fast I would almost swear that the helicopter pilots literally appeared out of thin air, spun that bitch up and were hovering over the water with a rescue swimmer roping out in an instant. This all happened in what seemed like less than 5 minutes. I was in total shock and sick to my stomach because nobody immediately knew whether or not the pilots were okay. They were, both had quite a few broken bones. The same jet I watched take off minutes before was deep six'd."
Three Stories of Monstrous Catfish
"Live by a dam on the Mississippi river in Iowa... The divers that have to go down and check the concrete always only go down once, after that there done. Just nope the fuck out. One guy I know did 2 tours in Iraq he said it was nothing like that... Just freely be swimming along and all of a sudden 3 foot mouth of a cat fish just sitting there, waiting for something to swim by and into its hell hole. Water is always so murkey that you can't see from end to end of it. I remember when I was a kid, you could snag for carp down there. My dad hit a 7 foot cat that weighed in at around 85 lbs, but we couldn't keep them so we had to throw them back... 

"Grandfather said similar things. He worked at a power plant right along the river and they had divers who would routinely need to go under and patch things up for the power plant under water. Said majority of them when down once and never again after seeing the size of some of the catfish below which they claimed could probably eat them.  

"One of my art teachers in high school was also a diver and often did dives in one of the lakes in Arkansas. He regaled us with tales of catfish the size of small cars. He also had photos of the towns and settlements that got abandoned and flooded when they made the lake. Cool stuff."



Monster After the Storm

"On a 41 foot sailboat in the middle of the Chesapeake Bay, with about 7 other men, doing a shake-down/test cruise, planned to be out for about 12 hours. Mid 1980's, not as reliable weather prediction resources. We get caught in a tropical storm, winds gusting into the 50 mph range, just this short of a weak hurricane. We had just barely rigged storm hawsers and storm sails because the one fellow onboard who was the best sailor sensed the storm was almost on us, otherwise we would have died. During the storm itself, I expected to die at any time. In fact we made a "Securite, securite...." call on the radio (if you have time at sea you know what I'm talking about, if not, it's not that important). For what seemed like 15 minutes, we were in a maelstrom, no visibility, but then it passed. We would live!  
 

"This was at about 3pm, and although there was cloud cover of course, the ambient light was such that you could see 2 miles or so in any direction.  
 

"If you're familiar with the sea, you know that such storms, particularly in shallower depths near land masses, dredge a lot of things of the sea floor.  
 

"We're all on deck, working lines, checking damage, etc. and the bay around us is choppy and churning and foaming. Old timey sailors often used the saying 'the sea is confused.' I look about 15 feet of the starboard side and something swims to the surface, breaks the surface, looks at us, then submerges again. 
 

"It was like a thin man, with humanoid shape, arms articulated like a man, a human head, but its skin was covered in scales like a snake. It looked at us, blinked its weird, heavy-lidded eyes, then dove back under.  
 

"So maybe you need to know a few things about me at that moment. No drugs, no alcohol, no injuries. I was elated because I was glad to be alive, but my senses in that situation were sharpened, not dulled. I had, at that time, about 6 years experience on ships and fishing boats, and had seen squid, octopi, flying fish, sharks, skates, etc. all around the world. I was not the type of guy to see a patch of seaweed and call it a sea monster.  
 

"I made an instant decision that I was not going to say anything. What could I say? 'I just saw a strange creature, take my word for it!' The men on this boat were all mechanics and engineers and professionals. Why get a reputation as a flake? At the time it was important for each of us to get 'D' skipper or OOD qualifications, and saying something like that would be frowned upon.  
 

"And as I stood there in my life vest, soaking wet, hooked onto the steel lifeline, glad to be alive, one of the other sailors, a USN Captain J_______ S________, with over 30 years experience in the surface navy, piped up and said,  

"'I just saw a brown thing pop up on the surface! It looked like a lizard man, with a scaley face. It blinked at us with these big eyes and then went back under!'

 

"'Yeah, I saw it too,' I said. No one else said that they had seen it. 
 

"Then we sailed back to the pier later that day and didn't speak of it again."


A Massive Surprise
"I almost hit a sea turtle the size of a mattress off the coast of Washington. It suddenly appeared and I threw the engine in reverse and swerved hard to port throwing passengers off their seats. I looked out the starboard window as I went by and seen two eyes staring at me on a head the size of a basketball."
Blast Off!

"I was fishing in 17 foot Mohawk canoe off the main bridge in Titusville, FL. About 2000, my kids were small. It's teeming with fish in that area and I headed for a trough that NASA cut out to build the fuel railroad system out to the launch area. It holds black drum as well as other tasties.  

"I have a trolling motor on the side of the canoe and I head for my spot down the south shore. Over to my left, just as I arrive at the south end of the trough, I see a pod of manatee in the water about 75 yards away. I have a little camera stowed away and I decide to get some up close pics for the kids.  

"I turn west into the middle of the lagoon area and head over shallow water and grass beds with my trolling motor turned to 5, top speed. I notice it appears VERY shallow immediately ahead of me and I cut the motor quickly to 0.  

"That's the last thing I remember before the loudest noise, that came from all around me. Water exploded. Around and under my 75lb canoe with 150lb me in the back.  

"The front of my canoe went up at over a 45% angle and the rear of my canoe, with me in it, came off the surface of the water some amount such that my battery came off the floor. In the front of my canoe, all my tackle and such was launched into the air. I remember seeing a single large pinfish (not mine but one belonging in the water) arcing over the whole mess as I gripped the gunnels. 

"It's not obvious what happened to me for a minute. I was so afraid and so vulnerable and unsure if it would happen again.  

"I reattached things back at my trolling motor (wires had come loose, I think) and went to the shoreline (where the railroad passed) and got out and tried to piece my equipment back together and my experience.  

"The pod of roughly 21 manatees (number from ranger) had come into the lagoon area recently and as it turns out, they have a similar danger signal to beavers--they slap the surface of the water. When that many do it, and it's in 2 feet of water, and they are really frightened by my entry into the area, it can almost violate the laws of bowel physics.  

"Trust me I know."


Possessions Following a Tsunami
"I was en route to northern Japan after the terrible tsunami happened for disaster relief (Marines). Anyway, I had stepped outside to a catwalk for a smoke after not seeing the sun for a few days. Turns out that it was extremely foggy and snowing, which I had never thought about. The ship was basically reduced to a crawl, it was all very silent and quite peaceful. After chain smoking for 10-15 minutes I started to hear things hitting the ship. Had trouble seeing at first but once I saw the roof of a house and a crib float by, I realized where we were. Ran back to my living area to grab some friends. We all get back out there and silently observed people's lives floating by us. Not super crazy or bizarre, but it's something I'll never forget. Spent the next week and a half dealing with crazy weather shifts doing my part in the clean up effort."
Strange Glow

"RAN 2000ish, Indian Ocean on watch maybe 0200. Pitch black except for stars and quiet apart from the diesels. I notice a humming sound, sorta halfway between hearing it and feeling it. This goes on for a while, but all of a sudden it got a lot more intense and suddenly I notice a glow way under the water. I thought it was bioluminescence on a shark or whale or something but it kept floating up and suddenly just SHOT off maybe half a naut mile taking the hum with it in about 1 or 2 seconds. 

"Nothing can move that quick underwater. I reported it and it was logged but nothing came off it.

"Heard stories from shipmates about the same thing happening but the glow goes into the air, dunno about that but what I saw I have no explanation for."


A South Atlantic Fisherman's Tales

"I do a lot of offshore fishing in the South Atlantic. Some cool and crazy things I've seen while boating: 

"I got caught once in the annual migration of spinner sharks. Went right through a school that I would guess would be at least 10,000 or more sharks that just happened to be working on a very large bait school. You could count no less than 10 sharks breaching the surface about ever second. It was one of the scariest experiences yet one of the most amazing sights I've ever seen and there I ended up right in the middle of the madness. I literally had one shark land in the bow of the boat and another break the cowling on the outboard while several others bounced off the sides. Heres a video of what a single spinner looks like when breaching. 

"Once I almost hit a dead body when returning from a trip at the end of the day. It was just turning dusk and I was coming in from about 15 miles offshore after a day of fishing. I was crusing around 25 knots when out of the corner of my eye I spotted something bright yellow just off the port side of the boat and almost made impact with it. I slowed down and turned the boat around in an attempt to find whatever it was I almost hit but was unsuccessful and it was getting late and the sun was almost down so I decided it would be best to just head back in. The next day a body in yellow waders washed up onshore about 25 miles to the North. I can't say for sure if it was the same yellow object I almost hit but I'd be willing to bet it was. 

"Encountered a great white while surfacing from a dive in about 75' of water which was extremely unusual because great whites shouldn't be anywhere around the area of the Atlantic where I fish. This was confirmed a few days later by multiple other boats that spotted the same shark and eventually made the news. 

"One time I saw an Otter dragging a leather back sea turtle to shore that it somehow managed to kill."


Peculiar Mommy
"I worked on a cruise ship for 7 months as a youth staff taking care of kids while the parents party it up. At certain parts of the day we close the playroom to the older kids and just let parents with their children that are under 2 come in. This woman comes to the gate with a double stroller with two of the ugliest looking babies I have ever seen in my life. She asks if she can come in with her babies. Of course, I oblige but something seems a little off. She takes the babies out of the stroller and puts them on the blanket that we have toys placed upon in the middle of the room. It is then that I realize what was so strange about these babies: They were dolls. This woman was taking pictures of them with the toys and pretending they were alive, names and all. I just looked over at my co-worker and she's giving me the same look of shock and horror that I had on my face. We had no clue what to do or say. News spread quickly to other crew member on the ship about her. Apparently she bought gold bracelets for them at the jewellery shop on board. That woman is by far the most amazing and strangest thing I have ever witnessed at sea."
Stories from Mum's Partner

"Mum's partner is fisherman. 

"A couple of things that came to mind: 

"The incredible amount of Great White shark encounters they have out at sea - obviously attracted by the bait or something. Stories of being circled and harassed by sharks for sometimes up to days, in at least one or two occasions resulting in them having to go back in. 

"Freak waves. Sadly, the amounts of fisherman killed by freak waves is too high. Imagine Mother Nature just unleashing a huge wave out of nowhere that obliterates a fishing boat, killing those on board. He's participated in many searches for bodies and those of lost fisherman at sea - including hauling numerous bodies on board and liaising with police in the searches. 

"My favourite though, was something he actually saw on land while out at sea. On an incredibly remote and rugged part of Tasmania's West Coast the crew noticed what appeared to be a dog on the beach. As they got closer they noticed it was sniffing around in some seaweed and walking a bit differently to a dog. As they continued to get closer they also noticed something else - it had what appeared to be the outline of stripes along its back half. Yes, still to this day they believe they saw an "extinct" Tasmanian Tiger (or Thylacine). Regular sightings are still reported in Tasmania and many local fisherman have also reported seeing them in that particular area."



13 Horror Movies and the 'True Stories' They're Based On

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While most, if not all, horror movies include a fair amount of fiction to make the story more gory and gruesome, often times the inspiration for these classic horror movies are based on true stories. The actual events in a lot of cases are legends or not nearly as scary as the theatrical version, but every so often the true events are scarier than anything someone could think up for shock value.

Some of the very best horror movies of all time are based on actual events. Take Psycho, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and Silence of the Lambs, for example, three of the scariest horror movies of all time are based on the horrible killings of a single man, Ed Gein. Independently, the three films tell horrifying tales of mass murder, torture, and cannibalism, but put them all together and you get a look at serial killer Ed Gein.

Of course, in many cases, the fiction is a stretch on the actual facts such as in the haunted house horror films. In The Amityville Horror, The Haunting in Connecticut, and The Entity, families were haunted by demons in their own homes. In reality, investigators dispute many of these claims, and many have been declared straight up hoaxes.

Good luck trying to verify claims of demon possession, which is another theme in some of the most well-known horror movies as well, including The Exorcist, Audrey Rose, and The Exorcism of Emily Rose, as those stories visit a gray area between paranormal and simple mental illness.

However these filmmakers were inspired, either by gruesome true events or a simple unverified claim, these horror movies all accomplish what they attempt to do: scare the crap out of us on a daily basis. For that, mission accomplished.
13 Horror Movies and the 'True Stories' They're Based On,

Audrey Rose
The Movie

Audrey Rose, a little girl, dies in a tragic car crash. Two minutes later, Ivy Templeton is born. Fast forward 11 years and Elliot Hoover, father to Audrey, begins to stalk the Templeton family in New York after he becomes convinced that Audrey was reincarnated into Ivy.

Ivy begins to have nightmares and strange events occur, many similar to the fiery car crash that killed Audrey. Elliot Hoover ends up kidnapping Ivy in an attempt to grant his daughter's spirit peace, a move that lands him in a highly publicized criminal trial.

The Reality

Frank De Felitta, author of the novel and the 1977 movie, was inspired to create the work by his son, Raymond. The boy suddenly began playing the piano like a pro despite no formal training or lessons. He claimed that his fingers were doing it by themselves.

De Felitta sought to understand how Raymond could have gained such expertise on his own. He consulted an occultist who expressed that it was an "incarnation leak," as in a skill Raymond perfected in a previous lifetime and carried into the next.

This video has some information about this sort of phenomenon:


Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer
The Movie

Sharing a home with Otis and Otis' sister, serial killer Henry mercilessly kills numerous women. On one occasion, Henry kills a pair of hookers picked up by him and Otis, with Otis witnessing the murders.

As the killings continue, Otis becomes more and more involved in the murders. Henry kills hundreds, all without remorse, but also builds a relationship with Otis' sister as the two have similar backgrounds.

The Reality



The film was directly inspired by serial killer Henry Lee Lucas and his accomplice Ottis Toole. Though Henry was convicted of 11 murders, the film took license with the other killings for a dramatic effect.

Henry allegedly confessed to as many as 600 murders; however, many believe he only did so for improved prison conditions, not because he actually committed the crimes. He is one of the only cases in Texas where his death sentence was commuted to life in prison. Lucas died in prison of heart failure in 2001.
Jaws
The Movie

As families vacation on the fictional Amity Island in New England, a gigantic 25-foot great white shark begins killing and eating tourists. Rather than losing out on the proceeds from the busy July 4th weekend of tourism, the mayor refuses to close the beach, and the attacks continue.

Since someone has to be the hero, a group, including the town police chief, a marine biologist, and a shark hunter, spend night and day hunting this huge shark before it claims additional victims.

The Reality



The movie was based on the book of the same name by Peter Benchley. He got the story idea from incidents that happened during the summer of 1916 along the Jersey Shore. It seems that before the area was consumed by drug addicts, it was still a dangerous place. During that summer, five people were attacked while swimming off the coast. Four of the five died from their injuries. No one is sure if it was a great white shark specifically, since before this point, sharks were not highly researched and considered nothing more than man-eating monsters.
The Amityville Horror
The Movie

The original and the remake essentially have the same plot. An unassuming family, John and Kathy Lutz and their three children, purchase a home in Long Island, New York that was previously the site of a mass murder one year earlier. While stating they don't believe in ghosts, the family has a priest attempt to bless the home, which is downright hypocritical. Families with wishy washy views on the supernatural always get targeted in these movies. Stick with your guns, everyone.

So, the priest becomes strangely ill and blind soon after the exorcism. In just four weeks, the family is forced out of the house following a series of haunted happenings. In the later version, Ryan Reynolds goes out in the rain in a t-shirt: this made watching the movie worth it for everyone's girlfriend.

The Reality


George and Kathy Lutz (you see, they changed George's name to "John" in the movie to protect his anonymity) spent four weeks in the Amityville, New York, house in 1975, 13 months after Ronald DeFeo, Jr. murdered six people in the home.

You can see an interview with them here:



According to the couple, during their time in the house they heard voices throughout the day, there were various "cold spots" throughout the house, and they even witnessed green slime oozing from the walls.

Most experts and investigators who visited the house to study the paranormal claims dispute the authenticity of the story. The happenings are widely believed to be a hoax concocted for the best-selling book by Jay Anson.

So you decide.
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
The Movie

Attorney Erin Bruner represents Father Richard Moore in court against homicide charges after his attempted exorcism of Emily Rose. Emily, as shown in flashbacks, was believed to be possessed by demons. Her parents call upon Father Moore to exorcise the demons.

As the attorney attempts to prove that Emily was, in fact, possessed and not suffering from psychosis and epilepsy as the prosecution argues, the lawyer experiences strange happenings of her own.

The Reality



The story of Anneliese Michel, a German woman born in 1952, inspired the film. Anneliese suffered from depression and epilepsy and was given an anti-convulsant drug by psychotherapists. That drug, along with her other conditions, was believed to have caused her to hallucinate and hear voices.

Anneliese's parents believed she was possessed and arranged for an exorcism to be performed. As Father Renz performed 67 exorcism sessions, Anneliese stopped eating. She died in her sleep in 1976 from malnutrition and dehydration, weighing only 68 pounds. Her parents and the priests involved in the exorcisms were prosecuted later that year for neglectful homicide. They even went as far as to have the remains of Michel exhumed, as a nun said that she had visions of the body not decomposing, and that it was a sign of demonic possession. When it was removed from it's coffin though, the body was found to have been decomposing as normal.

The Exorcist
The Movie

Often touted as the scariest film of all time. The Exorcist was somehow based on a true story. The Academy Award-winning 1973 film The Exorcist followed the story of 13-year-old Regan who, after a seizure, begins to show signs of demonic possession.

After medical testing fails (and results in the doctors being assaulted), Regan's family attempts to have the demon, who's apparently inside of her, forced out. Father Karras and Father Merrin attempt to exorcise the demon in an attempt to save the girl from the possession, with terrifying consequences.

The little girl pleasures herself with a cross to the point of bleeding and mutilation, is capable of telekinesis, turns her head all the way around, and even levitates.

These are some of the most messed up scenes in movie history.

The Reality



The story, which resulted in what has been called the scariest movie ever, is sketchy but believed to be inspired by the exorcism of Robbie Mannheim, also known as Roland Doe. A 12-year old boy. Not a girl.

According to the attending priest, the boy attempted to contact his late aunt using an Ouija board, after which paranormal activity started in the home, including unexplained noises and an occurrence of a poltergeist-like event involving blankets flying around of their own accord. Robbie then began to show signs of possession, speaking in tongues and blisters and cuts appearing on his body. He was taken to a mental institute in St. Louis where he was treated both mentally and spiritually. It was here that a group of priests started to perform various exorcising rituals to try and extract the demon. After a staggering 30 attempts, the priests were satisfied that they had successfully banished the demon from Robbie's body.

After the ceremony he went on to have a very normal life, including a successful career at NASA. If my mother only knew that demon possession could lead to working for NASA, I'm positive that she would have made me play with Oujia boards every night.

The exact details of the story, including what some believe to be only mild paranormal happenings, are highly disputed as the story has been passed down and retold in numerous versions.

But still, "mild" paranormal happenings are still paranormal happenings.
The Hills Have Eyes

The Movie

The Carter family, traveling through the desert in an RV on vacation, fall victim to a trap that causes their vehicle to crash. The father, Bob, heads to a nearby gas station in search of help where he learns of the deranged clan of cannibals living in the nearby hills.

The hill people, led by Papa Jupiter, capture Bob, set fire to the camper, and take an infant hostage, among other violent acts, such as rape, torture, and pet-eating. The film is most notable for it being one of Wes Craven's first, as well as starring a young Dee Wallace, best known as Eliot's mom in the equally terrifying E.T.

The Reality



The film is reportedly inspired by the story of Sawney Bean, a Scotsman from the 15th or 16th century. The story goes that Bean was the son of ditch digger who did not want to follow in his father's foot steps. So, as most young men do, he ran away with a girl and holed up in a cave by the sea. Because neither of the cave dwellers worked, they had to make due with ambushing travelers on the road, stealing from them, killing them, and eating their bodies. Bean and his wife had many children and grand-children all through incest since they never left their cave except to go "shopping." 

They reportedly murdered and ate more than 1000 people before they were finally caught by King James, who later went on to write a bible I think. Their punishment was almost as wicked as their crime as the men were sentenced to death by blood loss after having their hands, feet and genitals cut off. The women were forced to watch before they were all burned alive.

It is disputed that this story might be false and only used as Anti-Scot propaganda as it all happened because Sawney Bean would rather kill and eat other people than put in an honest days' work.


The Mothman Prophecies
The Movie

John Klein and wife Mary are involved in a strange car crash. Treatment for Mary's injuries reveal a brain tumor, which later kills her. Before she dies, she drafts odd drawings of a winged creature.

Years later, John is driving in Virginia and unintentionally arrives in Point Pleasant, West Virginia. After Point Pleasant residents begin reporting supernatural happenings, including the collapse of a bridge leading to dozens of deaths, which appear oddly similar to Mary's drawings, John becomes obsessed with finding this mythical creature known as the Mothman.

The Reality



According to the 1975 book of the same name by John Keel, Point Pleasant, West Virginia, residents reported seeing a large, winged creature, believed to possibly be an alien, in 1966 and 1967. The creature, believed to be the Mothman, was white, had red eyes and was described as a "flying man with ten-foot wings." In December 1967, the Silver Bridge collapsed, killing 46 people.

Investigators who attempted to verify these claims dispute the authenticity of the creature, stating that residents likely saw a large heron or sandhill crane. Additionally, the connection to the bridge collapse was later declared unfounded, as the collapse was ruled a result of a structural defect.
The Serpent and the Rainbow
The Movie

Working for a pharmaceutical company, ethnobotanist Dennis Alan is sent to Haiti to research a drug used in Haitian vodou in order to determine if the drug can be used as anesthesia. Alan finds a local witch doctor, who claims he can make the drug, but Alan is arrested, tortured, and ordered to leave the country before receiving the drug.

Alan flees the country but not before forcing the drug out of the witch doctor. He returns home to Boston to meet with his employer, where the wife of his boss tells him in a possessed state that his death is imminent.

The Reality



The book on which the film is based is believed to have been inspired by the events of Haitian man Clairvius Narcisse. Narcisse was declared dead in 1962 after receiving a cocktail of drugs to mimic a coma.

He was buried, but exhumed a few days later and given another set of drugs which brought him back to life in a zombie state. Narcisse was forced to work on a sugar plantation for two years until his master died, and he was freed and returned to his family in 1980.
The Haunting in Connecticut
The Movie

In order to be closer to care for their cancer-stricken son, the Campbell family moves into a home in Connecticut. The son begins to experience terrifying hallucinations, as do the family members later on.

Soon the family learns that the home was formerly used as a mortuary. The supernatural events continue in the home and intensify, turning violent.

The Reality



In the 1980s, the Parker family moved into a home in Southington, Connecticut in order to be close to the University of Connecticut where their son was undergoing cancer treatment. Unbeknownst to the family, the building was formerly a funeral home, something they discovered after finding embalming equipment in the basement.

After the discovery, the family reported strange events in the home such as sights and sounds of ghosts. An investigation later revealed the former morticians were involved in necrophilia. The home was excised in 1988 to remove the lingering demons.

The 7 Strangest Playboy Playmate Deaths of All Time

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The 7 Strangest Playboy Playmate Deaths of All Time
No matter who it is, the death of a Playboy Playmate is nothing short of tragic. Yet, somehow, some Playmates meet some of the most gruesome and often times mysterious fates. So here in one place, are the weirdest, strangest, and often unexplained deaths of Playboy Playmates.

From young beauties like Dorothy Stratten just taking off in their career to long-acclaimed legends like Marilyn Monroe to retired Playmate veterans like Yvette Vicker, here are the seven strangest Playmate deaths to have ever occurred in Playboy Bunny history.
The 7 Strangest Playboy Playmate Deaths of All Time,

Anna Nicole Smith
What Happened: Playboy Playmate, Reality Star, and Media Sweetheart Found Dead from Overdose.

The Story:
The media swarm over former Playboy Playmate Anna Nicole Smith's death was unforgettable, but that was because Anna Nicole Smith, both for her life and mysterious death, was unforgettable.

The famously voluptuous blonde was found unresponsive in her room at the Minole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino after an accidental overdose of at least nine prescription drugs.

This came a year after Smith's own 20-year-old son Daniel died in the Bahamas from drug-related causes.

Adding more fire to the flames of media attention, Smith also gave birth to her daughter, Dannielynn, not long before her death, and questions of paternity arose right after her passing with several men pulling a reverse-Maury and stepping up to the plate claiming to be the father.

It also did not help the frenzy that Smith was still in an ongoing lawsuit with Pierce Marshall over her $450 million inheritance from oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall.

The woman sure knew how to build a scandal. Like her idol Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole Smith lived a life full of controversy and died having it carry her off as well.

The cause of her death was known, but the reason will always remain a mystery.

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Dorothy Stratten
What Happened: Playboy Playmate Killed by Husband, Her Body Was Later Defiled.

The Story:
In what is easily a horrible, horrible way to go, Dorothy Stratten gets a high spot on this list because she really just ended up with the wrong guy.

Dorothy Ruth Hoogstraten was only 17 when she sent in nude photos to Playboy magazine with the help of a 26-year-old club promoter and (literal) pimp Paul Snider. Though she was underage, the two met while Stratten was working part-time at a Dairy Queen in Vancouver, and they quickly fell into a romance, much to Stratten's mother's disapproval.

In two years' time, Stratten already moved out to Los Angeles with Snider and was working as a bunny at the Century City Playboy Club with her surname shortened to "Stratten."

After finding success in television and filming her first (and only) major film titled They All Laughed, Stratten began an affair with the movie's director, Peter Bogdanovich. By then, several people, including Hugh Hefner himself, were warning Stratten about her relationship with Snider, saying that he was a "hustler and a pimp."

Snider, though, wasn't going to let Stratten go without a fight. He hired a private investigator to follow her and on August 14, 1980, when the two arranged to meet at Snider's house to talk about divorce, decided to take it into his hands that no one was ever going to follow her anymore.

He shot Stratten in the face, tied her lifeless body to a "love contraption," had sex with her dead body for a half hour or so (I mean, you don't want to go overboard or anything) and then blew out his own brains.

Snider's roommates discovered both of them lying nude on the floor with ants swarming their bodies.

Stratten was only twenty, and two movies (Death of a Centerfold and Star 80) were later made about her tragic life and death. The girl really did deserve more.

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Jayne Mansfield
What Happened: Playboy Playmate Decapitated in Accident

The Story:
Jayne Mansfield was one of the original blonde bombshells of Hollywood and Broadway. She was honored as Playboy Playmate of the Month and appeared nude in the magazine many times throughout her career.

She was also notoriously known to publicly expose parts of her anatomy "accidentally" in a series of publicity stunts, where she'd wear cleavage bearing dresses and purposefully lean or move a certain way as to expose her breasts. AKA, the woman was a hero.

She didn't have as much fun with her funbags, though, on June 28, 1967, when she, along with her boyfriend Sam Brody, driver, and children crashed into a tractor-trailer that abruptly slowed down on the road. Not only did their car hit the tractor-trailer, it also went under it, resulting in complete removal of the automobile's top as well as killing all adults riding up front.

Police photographs were captured and, when seen by the public, spawned rumors of Jayne Mansfield's decapitation. There appeared to be a blonde-haired head tangled in the car's windshield, which was believed to be Mansfield's, but her death certification only read "crushed skull with avulsion of cranium and brain."

The police report also said only that "the upper portion of this white female's head was severed," indicating that her head was not completely chopped off.

Whichever one it was, judging from her gravestone in Fairview Cemetery and Hollywood Forever Cemetery, it really doesn't make much of a difference.

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Marilyn Monroe
What Happened: World's Biggest Sex Symbol Found Naked Face Down in Bed, Dead from Alleged Overdose, Reaching for the Phone, with No Evidence of Overdose Whatsoever.

The Story:
Marilyn Monroe is perhaps the first person to have ever walked the earth as a blonde bombshell and gain fame for it. She was revered (and criticized) for being a sex symbol in the 50s and 60s and was the cover model for the very first Playboy issue in December 1953. She's known as one of the most beautiful women in history.

All the fame and glory, however, did not seem to help the young beauty's health and mental state of being, and she eventually developed a dependency on alcohol and prescription medications (much like most people even half her age in Hollywood at the time) one that would lead to her inevitable demise.

On August 5, 1962, Marilyn Monroe was found dead in her bedroom at her Brentwood home. Some, like Dr. Thomas Noguchi of the Los Angeles County Coroner's office, believed it was caused by a drug overdose and others, like Los Angeles Police Department officer Jack Clemmons, believed it to be a murder.

The actress and model was naked and lying facedown on her bed at the scene with her left hand reaching across for the telephone on the nightstand. Though there were prescription bottles everywhere, there was actually no water in the room or bathroom, as well as no evidence of partially or undissolved capsules in her body.

Today, Marilyn Monroe's death remains a mystery and conspiracy theories float around like it was yesterday. Hollywood has truly never forgotten about this beautiful blonde and they never will.

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Star Stowe
What Happened: Playboy Playmate Found Half Naked, Dead, Strangled in Bushes

The Story:
Ellen Louise "Star" Stowe who lived the good, celebrity life as Playmate of the Month and then the hard, gritty life as a street prostitute afterwards.

She dated KISS member Gene Simmons at one point and partied with people like Elton John and of course, The Hef. Once her minutes in the limelight were over, however, Star began to work as a prostitute and fell into drugs and alcohol abuse. On March 16, 1997, just days before her 41st birthday, Star was found partially clothed, strangled, and dumped in some bushes.

Investigators believed that she was victim of a serial killer, as another prostitute's body was found in the same manner three weeks prior. Sandra Kay Walters, the other victim, also had a history of drugs and had similar physical features to that of Star. There were, however, no solid leads to the death and thus, Star's story is another mystery yet to be solved.
Yvette Vickers
What Happened: Playboy Playmate and B-Movie Actress Found Mummified in her Own Home.

The Story:
Here's a mummy story for you to get wrapped up in.

Beverly Hills, California. Yvette Vickers, a former Playboy playmate and B-movie actress who you might know from such cult classics as Attack of the Giant Leeches, Sunset Boulevard, and Attack of the 50 Foot Woman. In her first Playboy spread, she was even photographed by Russ Meyer himself.

She was discovered on May 2, 2011 by a friend in a mummified state inside her Benedict Canyon home.

Of course, her organs were not removed and preserved in jars like King Tut and others, but her remains were unrecognizable, having been left undiscovered for what reportedly could have been almost a year.

Susan Savage said she went to check on Vickers after she noticed the 82-year-old's mailbox gathering old letters and cobwebs. After entering her home, Savage made her way upstairs to a room that had a small space heater on (the electrical bill must've skyrocketed) and, sure enough, found Vickers' body, dry and shriveled up, on the floor along with a cordless phone, which appeared to have fallen off its cradle.

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Jasmine Fiore
What Happened: Playboy Playmate Found Dead in a Suitcase, with Teeth and Fingers Missing.

This is yet another reason not to watch reality shows. Because, frankly, reality, you know the one that's actually real, gets in the way.

Ryan Jenkins was a contestant on the VH1 reality shows "I Love Money" and "Megan Wants a Millionaire" as well as a suspect for the murder of Jasmine Fiore, a Playboy model and his ex-wife.

That's right, Vh1 was actually touting Jenkins as an eligible bachelor when in fact he was a psycho killer. And by psycho, I mean, cut-off-your-fingers-and-pull-your-teeth-out psycho. Megan (and Vh1 and major reality shows everywhere) really lucked out. Jasmine, on the other hand, not so much.

Jasmine's nude body was found on August 15, 2009 strangled and stuffed in a suitcase with her remains mutilated to prevent recognition.

Her fingers and teeth were indeed severed and all identification was removed, except for (wait for it) the serial numbers on her breast implants.

So, like most of the time in life, the fake boobs saved the day and an investigation began with Jenkins being a "person of interest." A few days after the police formally charged Jenkins with murder on August 20, 2009, Jenkins hung himself in a motel room.

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Morticians Describe the Most Gruesome Facts About Dead Bodies

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Morticians Describe the Most Gruesome Facts About Dead Bodies
Ever asked yourself, "What happens to dead bodies once they end up on the mortician's table?" Most people might have at least a passing knowledge of embalming methods, but what of the more specific and, for lack of a better term, grosser details?  

For anyone with a morbid curiosity about the fates of dead people, consider these mortician facts, shared by real morticians and funeral 
directors via a Reddit thread, as well as an AMA with a mortician who specializes in facial reconstructive surgery.

Morticians Describe the Most Gruesome Facts About Dead Bodies,

Ghosts Aren't That Common
"As for superstitions, I've always believed in ghosts but I thought, 'Hey, if I die, I'd rather haunt Disney World than a funeral home.' I only experienced something one time and that was around 10pm, after two years with no activity at the location. I had turned all the lights off in the chapel and when I went to check the casket door, the lights turned back on. I was nowhere near the switch. I haven't experienced anything else at funeral homes.. Other places though, I have EVP and photos as well as experiences."
The Pay Isn't Great, but the Payoff...
"We don't get paid enough... Like $50k/yr. I initially began my studies because I wanted to help people. I really do feel I make a difference when people can actually look at their loved one normally and peacefully instead of remembering a mangled damaged face. It brings closure."
They "Pop" Your Organs with a Stick
"I was never creeped out but that is probably because I'm a Halloween girl and my mom desensitized me with scary movies when I was little. I still am a little creeped out by the trochar though... It's a long sharp hollowed-out 'stick' that has to be shoved into the abdomen in order to pop the fluid-filled organs. It's attached to a suction hose and pulls out the fluids. Later a chemical is applied in the cavity to keep it preserved."
"The Entire Organ Set Can Be Yanked Out in One Piece"

"Say you die in a manner that requires an autopsy. In no particular order and skipping mundane examination facts, here's what can/will happen:

"Your body will be taken to a morgue where a pathologist and/or a pathologist's assistant will make a Y-incision starting just under the shoulders, meeting in the center of the sternum and then going down to your pubic bone. If you're a lady, we cut underneath the breasts. Your ribs are cracked and the thoracic cavity is opened. With the organs exposed, a series of cuts are made that sever the connections to the esophagus, larynx, certain arteries and ligaments. Next, the organs' attachment to the spinal cord as well as the attachment to the bladder and rectum is severed. Once this is done, the entire organ set can be yanked out in one piece and makes dissection a breeze.  

"Then your brain is removed. A cut is made with a scalpel from behind one ear, across the forehead, to the other ear and around. The cut is divided, and the scalp is pulled away from the skull in two flaps. The front flap goes over your face and the rear flap over the back of the neck. The skull is cut with a special saw to create what's called a 'cap' that can be pried off, exposing the brain. When the cap is pulled off (there is a sucking vacuumy pop when you pull it off) , the dura remains attached to the bottom of the skull cap. The brain is now exposed much like Ray Liota's in Hannibal. Your brain's connection to the spinal cord is severed, and the brain is lifted out of the skull for examination. 

"By now you're a shell (literally) of your living self. Examinations are finished. Your organs are either preserved or disposed of (most medical waste is incinerated) or put into viscera bags and put back into your body cavity.  

"You're sewn up with 'baseball' stitches, called so because they resemble the stitching on a baseball. The skull cap is placed back on your cranium and sewed into the scalp to close. We call the mortician and your new embalming or cremation journey begins."


After the Autopsy, You Get Your Organs Back

"When the embalmers get the body, the autopsy tech finishes. For the manner that this describes (a full autopsy), we undo all of the sutures. The viscera, which is usually placed back inside, is now taken out again. We then put the organs into a bucket filled with cavity fluid, which is a higher concentration of the embalming fluid that is injected into the vascular system. Now the body is prepared. Severed vessels are tied off, and injection and drainage of arterial fluid is begun. While in a regular case, we try for injection in the right common carotid artery and drainage from the right jugular vein, this is not possible with a case that has had an autopsy. Multiple vessels are chosen for injection and drainage, and the process is begun. After the embalming process is completed, the newly disinfected organs are placed back in the abdomen, hardening compound is placed over top, and the deceased is re-sutured. The brain would have also been taken out, to later be put back in. The funeral director will set the brain inside the skull, put the calvarium (the piece of skull that was sawed off) back on, and wire it into place using either a needle injector with pins, or by drilling holes it the two pieces and wiring it shut that way. The skin and epicranius is gently pulled back over the skull, and hidden sutures are used to secure the skin in place. A sealant is placed over the sutures to prevent leakage, embalming powder may be placed over the skin, and plastic garments are usually worn under the clothes to prevent them from getting wet, and to keep the casket dry. Regular procedures such as setting the features would have been done before the actual injection. To hide visible sutures, a wax with cosmetics would be placed over the line of demarcation.  
 

"For organ donors the process is similar to that used on an autopsied body. For long bone donors, such as the femur, a PVC pipe or dowel will be placed inside the empty cavity to recreate natural form. Bodies where the deceased donated skin will have to be cauterized where the skin is missing, usually the back and backside, then dressed in plastic garments to prevent leakage. If the eye has been removed in a tissue donation, the cavity is disinfected, packed with cotton, an eye cap is placed over top, and the lids are closed.  
 

"I apologize if I missed anything!"

Gruesome, but not as a gruesome as this


Q: If I Were to Donate My Balls, How Would You Remove Them?
"A: Tie off the gonadal arteries, stitch you closed, and proceed as normal. I'm guessing it's similar to having your testicles removed if you were to have testicular cancer, torsion, or some other disease process. Not having any myself, I'm not entirely sure of all that can go wrong with men."
"Decomposing Bodies Almost Always Have a Lime-Green Abdomen."

"I'll start with cool facts:
 
We use denture adhesive to put skulls back together.
 
Decomposing bodies almost always have a lime-green abdomen.

Once, a husband asked me to make his wife "perky."

Decapitations are not fun... it involves a lot of stitching and wax.

I've had to work on bodies so severely dehydrated that they looked like jerky, but the results were amazing.

Rigor mortis makes muscles stiff so yes, genitalia might be 'hard' but it will be very small because of lack of blood flow, unless he died face-down but then it would be flaccid.

When you die, blood gravitates/settles so that's where you swell... I had a man who had his face swollen from blood on half and completely dried out on the other side.

If someone is overweight, it is likely that they will have to buy two cemetery plots... he/she may not be able to fit in the crematory retort [cremation furnace] and we do not chop bodies to make them fit.

I hate that if a mother and baby die, they can't go into the crematory retort together in Michigan... state law.

I have had to make an entire new face before using modeling clay, wax, and a lot of makeup."

See what happened to this recently dead celeb, according to their mortician.


Concerning Gunshot Wounds
"I worked on several cases before involving gunshot wounds. They take a lot of time: denture adhesive for putting bones back together and a lot of phenol to stop bruising, but both cases were good. I learned so many tricks for makeup that day."
Working on the Bodies of People You Knew

"QHave you ever encountered someone you know? And how do you remain calm when you're around death all the time?  

A: I've dealt with a few... That was rough, I cried. I haven't had to work on someone super close yet but I'd rather work on them than someone else. I don't trust anyone to do as good of a job with my loved ones as myself."

That's bad, but not as bad as this story.


Rigor Mortis Fun Facts
"Well, all the bodies are in varying stages of mortis (rigor mortis, livor mortis, or algor mortis). Fun fact! Rigor affects both smooth and skeletal muscles, including hair follicles (resulting in postmortem 'goose bumps') and seminal vesicles (resulting in postmortem semen release)."


Insane People Who Sold Their Bodies for Super Bowl Tickets

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Insane People Who Sold Their Bodies for Super Bowl Tickets
Everyone is always hustling to get their asses to the Super Bowl. Avid fans know they have to make some sacrifices and come prepared. But some people take acquisitioning their Super Bowl tickets just a little too far. From desperately posting offers to have sex with people, to selling strip club memberships, to using their pregnant bellies as collateral for a ticket, these resourceful individuals really have the resourcefulness to do what it takes to get to the Super Bowl.

Now, if only they could use all that creativity and plan ahead. Hopefully, you'll be able to score some tickets on your own so you won't have to resort to the measures that these people took in order to score tickets to the big game.

Who in their right mind would sell sex for Super Bowl tickets? Here is the list of seven crazy people who tried to do exactly that.
Insane People Who Sold Their Bodies for Super Bowl Tickets,

Woman Sells Night with Her to Buy Tickets for Her Fiancee
So this woman immediately makes it clear that she is "not selling sex!" and that she needs the tickets in order to impress her fiancee. However, she offers "a night with ME for Super Bowl tickets" on Craigslist, and further comments, "Hell, if I am drunk enough ... and you are cute enough ... maybe we will hit it off and be romantic."

Which will probably impress the hell out of her fiancee, if he ever finds out, so much so that he won't go near her again. This is confusing, though: On one hand she's a classy girl and simply won't bang some random guy to take her fiancee to the Super Bowl, yet, on the other hand, she's posting on Craigslist and making it clear that she's easy when she's having just a little bit of fun and is full of expensive booze.

She finishes her post by saying that the tryst would have to be a "secret" because she wouldn't want her fiancee to find out how she got the ticket. Because that's what losing your Super Bowl tickets is worth, a night with a probably mediocre-looking girl and the looming suspicion that, at any moment in your life, someone will come busting through your door in a jealous rage wielding an ax.
I Won't Sell my Body I'll Just Sell My Strippers!
A recent Craigslist poster preferred to remain anonymous (can't imagine why) when he placed a want ad for tickets to the Super Bowl. In exchange for the coveted tickets, he offered responders access to his lifetime gold VIP membership to a Wisconsin strip club, which he values at worth over a $1,000 per year.

Does that include free lap dances? Hey... it's a fair question – these are Super Bowl tickets we're considering. Sports Illustrated.com suggested that he place his ad on the National Football League's Player's Association website to reach his target audience: men who love football, and strip clubs.

The question is, if this guy has enough money lying around to have that kind of membership to a strip club, then why doesn't he just buy the tickets himself? Also: BAD investment.
Jennifer Gordon Sells Ad Space on Her Pregnant Stomach for Tickets
Jennifer Gordon was eight months pregnant, a diehard Bears fan, desperate for tickets to Superbowl XLI, and entirely willing to auction off her pregnant belly in order to get to the big game. An unusual ploy, but the whole operation panned out beautifully. Gordon casually posted a creepy ad that feels vaguely like it belongs in the tawdry parts of craigslist.

The ad was titled "My body for Your Super Bowl Tickets," and got nearly 200 offers, many of them of which she dubbed "X-rated" (which must have been shocking for all parties involved, because who would have expected that from the Internet?). She ended up choosing a Chicago-based company called Ubid.com, and on game day, proudly wore an extra sexy belly shirt to show off the goods.  You've gotta give her credit for effectiveness... she got seats on the 50 yard line, and she looks pretty damn in shape in those sweet kicks.

Sometimes, hot chicks, even pregnant ones, get whatever they want. And by sometimes, I mean every day. You should sign up to become one today!


Shouldn't Dentists Be Able to Afford Tickets?
One ad from a New Jersey dentist offered a whopping $10,000 worth of dental work for a pair of tickets to Super Bowl XLII. Think of all the crazy stuff you could get done to your mouth for 10K! You could get gold fangs, or diamond encrusted molars. Or you know... all that normal dental work you've been putting off since college. 
Shelter and Personal Well Being Aren't Important to These Homeless Packers Fans
You could say that one of the most crucial elements for basic human survival is shelter. So if you had the chance to save your life by selling your Super Bowl tickets for enough cash to feed, clothe, and protect yourself from the elements, you definitely would. Right?

That is because you are nowhere near as big a football fan as Aaron Hermes and Ouida Wright. This couple was homeless when they won a contest for an all-inclusive trip to see the Green Bay Packers play in the Super Bowl. But did they sell those tickets in order to cash out and change their unfortunate living situation? No way!

The duo kept their prize and incurred hundreds of dollars in tax expenses along the way. Who cares about personal well being when you can spend one night living it up with your favorite team?

Man Actually Offers His Left Nut for Superbowl Tickets
My main question for this gentleman is, what the hell good is your testicle to someone else?

I mean, can they even medically reattach that gland to replace someone else's? After several calls to specialists (not really) we have come to realize that this simply isn't a feasible option for those in need of a testicle. The man was desperate for Super Bowl XLIV tickets, desperate enough even to list his blood type, and advertise his "goods" as "well maintained" and "larger than average." But beware, the lister emphatically states "No Perverts!!!!!" with five exclamation points.

Should have thought of that BEFORE YOU POSTED AN AD FOR YOUR TESTICLE ON CRAIGSLIST.

Come on. Of course the only people who are going to be interested in your perfectly well-watered penis plant are perverts. Then again, maybe this guy isn't so stupid... he specifies that the transaction will take place "after the game" and he will "need a ride to the airport and help on a plane." How would he give over the family jewels, anyway? For this to be anything but a pet testicle in a gradually-greening-jar for someone, it would have to be a transplant. But even then, the body might reject it. In other words, this is the dumbest idea (for both parties involved) anyone has ever had as far as selling their body for Super Bowl tickets goes.



Hot Girl Gets Lots of Attention for Selling a Date with Herself, The World Explodes
You've probably heard of the story of Sarah Spain, the girl whose parents named her to become what she looks like she's good for (stripping, porn... I mean business and finance...). Sarah Spain is a HUGE Bears fan (da Bears), like bigger than her bra size big. She's, of course, from Los Angeles and decided that she'd post an eBay auction where she offered to be some poor schlub's awkward date to the Superbowl (because anyone that has to buy a date to the Super Bowl is obviously going to be, unfortunately, waaay out of her league.)

The cool part is she already had a place to stay AND a plane ticket. All she needed was just some guy lonely enough to have bought two Super Bowl tickets for himself and that girlfriend that, somehow, still doesn't "exist." After all kinds of douche nozzles were bidding all kinds of money to probably eventually have this girl's back-skin as part of their newest lampshade, the king of (and supplier to) most douches came in and saved the day...

Axe Body Spray.

They saw that this girl had enough "talent" to not only earn herself four 50-Yard-Line tickets for her and her buddies, but enough to use her as a contest they would run. The contest? Win a date with her to the Superbowl. Now THAT makes a lot more sense. Well played, Axe. So, some guy ended up winning, and was apparently a huge jerk to the girls and would refuse to go buy them beers (even though their hotness is what got him there in the first place). Sarah ended up hosting and modeling in a bunch of commercials, because that's what you do when you're hot as hell, talentless, lucky, and in Los Angeles.






Troy Polamalu Look-Alike Offers to Have Sex With Your Wife
First off, let's be honest, from a female perspective (if you're into guys who look like Blanka from Street Fighter) Troy Polamalu is a great looking dude: Troy Polamalu, with his gorgeous locks that cascade down his well-chiseled body and bounce seductively around the number on his jersey, is fine as hell. That's simply the truth of the matter... If you're into guys who look like they're the seemingly-impossible battles Jean-Claude Van Damme can't possibly beat but ends up doing so anyway at the last moment against all odds.

Anyway, there's this guy who looks like Troy Polamalu. And women probably go nuts over him. But this guy has become a John Mayer level douchebag (and hero to many a male throughout the world b/c c'mon, this is ballsy) by putting out an ad for him to "bang your wife" for Superbowl tickets.

Okay. This is a double doozy, which is why it gets first billing.

There's an arguably attractive man that decided to sell his body for Superbowl tickets on one hand. And think about how insanely ballsy this is – the specifications go "WIFE," not girlfriend. SO if things go horribly, then a marriage is being ruined for the sake of giving up tickets to the big game, not a random relationship, a MARRIAGE.

On the other hand, we have the worst husband in the world. The wife REALLY has to be in on it (or severely unhappy anyway) in order for this to work out for anyone.

So the worst part is that not only are two bodies being sold here, but one is being sold by someone that doesn't "own" one of them. Selling your life mate up the river for Superbowl tickets? Jesus.

Also, this guy is willing to pretty much be your slave for these things, which means stuff's going to be missing from your house whenever he comes over.

ALSO, may I point out that someone as dumb as this guy probably isn't well-versed in protection, and well, when he's in there banging your wife, she's going to get chlamydia, AIDS, syphilis, 12 yeast infections (that's right, 12; it's science, look it up), gonorrhea, and then she is going to die.

The specimen in question posted the ad pictured below, and to add insult to injury, threw in "bang your wife" with other items like "fix your pipes," and "clean your house for a year."

These, of course, are euphemisms.

He's willing to do a bunch of other stuff in there that's a lot more reasonable and makes a lot more sense, but nobody in their right mind would give up their wife, as well as probably two days worth of housework for $2000. When does anyone give housekeepers $1,000 a day?

What an idiot... and a legend.

Here is the actual text of the ad:



I have a problem. I NEED to go to the Superbowl but I can't afford the $2000 ticket. What do I have to offer otherwise? Myself.



-I can fix your pipes.
-Shovel your snow for a year.
-Repair your computer.
-Drive your kids around.
-Entertain you by performing a stupid dare.
-Bang your wife.
-Clean your house for a year
YOU NAME IT I CAN DO IT (I won't cut my hair or kill anyone). I just need you to give me your Superbowl ticket.

Email me with your offer and you can have your very own Troy Polamalu look alike!

Guy Offers Lucky Lady a Ticket, as Long as She Puts Out
Ah, romance! It isn't dead. And if you're looking to find true love while sitting in the stands of football's biggest game, this is the guy for you! One unlucky Ravens fan offered women everywhere the chance they'd been waiting for: a ticket to Super Bowl XLVII with the man (and his aunt and uncle) of their dreams. The cost? Just $1. Oh, and your dignity. Here's his Craigslist ad:

Free Super bowl Ticket for Hot Chick - $1
 

Good news for someone... My uncle got 4 tickets to the superbowl and gave me 2. My (biatch) girlfriend broke up with me on the day of the New England game so I will be taking someone along with me to spite her. I will pay for tickets, hotel, food, drinks, etc.
 

My requirements are simple:

1. You must be hot and a Ravens fan.
2. You will be expected to put out, at least HJ/ BJ/ etc.
3. You will have to hang with my aunt and uncle for at least a little bit.


 Email me if you are interested — this is not a joke.
 

Even if you can stomach the mandatory HJ/BJ he's demanding, all that required family time doesn't exactly sound conducive to falling in love. Then again, he is paying for drinks. (Better than Ray Rice, right?)

Any takers?

Ladies Jump at Chance to Have 'Lots of Sex' AND Go to the Big Game
A handsome Wall Street trader with money and tickets to spare?! Be still my heart!

This ad offering an extra ticket to the Super Bowl for an "attractive young lady" is actually sort of sweet. Meet your friends? Sure. Enjoy a hotel spa? Of course! Chow down on fancy dinners? DUH.
But then there's that last part... Just in case you thought "sharing a bed" might mean "light platonic cuddling," this guy wants to clear things up. The lady willing to have "lots of sex" get to enjoy these great seats. Ladies Jump at Chance to Have 'Lots of Sex' AND Go to the Big Game.

5 Convincing "Real" Paranormal Cases

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5 Convincing "Real" Paranormal Cases
Real paranormal activity: true stories of the supernatural that will scare the pants off you. We live in a rational world with rational laws. Tales of the paranormal and supernatural have no place in real life... Or do they? The five paranormal stories on this list supposedly really happened, and if they're true, we'll have to rethink everything we think we know for certain.

These 5 strange cases of real supernatural events will give even the most devout and stubborn sceptic some food for thought - or at least some entertaining stories to tell after watching horror movies with a group of friends. This list includes the most famous, most convincing real paranormal activity stories and true supernatural events.

From exorcisms, to alien abductions, and even to time travel, these stories are spooky, and seem almost too real.
5 Convincing "Real" Paranormal Cases,

The Time Traveler John Titor
On November 2, 2000, a post appeared on the Time Travel Institute forums from a man claiming to have the knowledge of what it would take to make a time machine work. Over time, the posts evolved into an actual claim of time travel from a man calling himself John Titor. Titor declared he was an American soldier from the year 2036 assigned to a governmental time travel project and the posts blew up, establishing quite a following, including the John Titor Institute. What separated Titor's posts from an average crank was his complex detailing of events and technology.

His prediction of a civil war within the U.S. by 2008 as well as his claim that there would be no Olympics after 2004 didn't exactly come to fruition, but Titor also asserted that, "the Everett-Wheeler-Graham (or 'multiple world') theory is correct: all possible quantum states, events, possibilities, and outcomes are real, eventual, and occurring. The chances of everything happening someplace, at sometime, in the superverse is 100%."

So it's actually impossible to prove that any of his predictions are incorrect because we could simply be living in a universe parallel to his.

In March 2001, the Titor posts stopped, never to pop up again because that's when John went back to his own time... supposedly. Check out the John Titor site for more information and see why it's been said that the craziness presented can make a sane man believe the insane.

The Reincarnation of Biya Pathak
Dr. Ian Stevenson is perhaps the most famous and respected researcher of reincarnation. In fact, in an entire 1977 issue of the Journal of Mental and Nervous Disease was devoted to his work which cited Stevenson as being "a methodical, careful, even cautious, investigator, whose personality is on the obsessive side... Either he is making a colossal mistake, or he will be known... as the 'Galileo' of the 20th century."

One of Dr. Stevenson's most famous cases of "verified" reincarnation dealt with a little girl by the name of Swarnlata Mishra who, at the age of three, began giving details of a life lived by someone by the name of Biya Pathak. By the age of 10, she came to the attention of Dr. Stevenson who researched the stories being told by the girl and was able to verify 50 distinct facts of the woman who had no connection with Swarnlata's family and had lived 100 miles away. Furthermore, when Biya's former husband heard of the case, he came to Biya, along with his two sons and nine townspeople. Immediately upon seeing them, Swarnlata identified one of the son's by calling him Babu, Biya's pet name for the son, and was able to go through all the family members, identifying them correctly. This was despite efforts on the family's part to claim otherwise and trick Swarnlata, but she would not sway from her assertions.

The Exorcism of Anneliese Michel

In 1968, at the age of 16, Anneliese Michel began suffering from convulsions. By 1973, Anneliese had developed such a strong psychosis that she would hallucinate while praying, see demon faces throughout the day and hear voices declaring that she was damned. She would also make what were described as "demon faces," rip her clothes off, eat coal, and lick up her own urine. In addition, she became completely intolerant of religious symbols and could not partake of holy water. For a majority of the time Anneliese was experiencing these psychoses, she was committed to a psychiatric hospital, where she was prescribed a variety of drugs, none of which seemed to help.

By 1975, Anneliese and her family, tired of the lack of progress made with conventional medicine, decided to turn to the Catholic Church which determined that Anneliese Michel was suffering from a demonic possession. Over a ten month period, Anneliese underwent seventy-six exorcisms, and eventually died from starvation when she refused to eat.

Demonic possession or severe psychosis? Whatever the truth, watch the attached clilp and hear Anneliese during an exorcism, starting at 00:20.


The Abduction of Travis Walton
On November 5, 1975, Travis Walton and his fellow logging crew members were driving home from a job in the forest when they all saw a bright light beyond the crest of the road. When they reached the top, they saw a disc hovering above the road, shining a light down upon the earth. Seeing this, Walton jumped from the truck and ran towards the disc to get a closer look, while the other men shouted for him to come back. After getting fairly close, Walton began to back up before he was struck with a blue-green light that knocked him to the ground.

In panic, the truck took off the other way before deciding to go back for Travis, only to discover him missing. A massive manhunt resulted, yet no sign of Travis could be found. Five days later, Travis returned, making a desperate call from a phone booth and believing he had only been missing for a few hours.

Massive lie or true, alien abduction? The Travis Walton case is one of the most famous and controversial of all alien abduction stories. When subjected to polygraphs, however, the men on the crew all passed (minus one who did not complete the polygraph for fear of revealing his hidden, criminal background) as did Walton (failing his first one yet passing two after that). The interesting thing about this case is the number of people it involves and the fact that all their stories match up.
The Vampire Belfazaar Ashanitson and Friends
Vampires seem to be everywhere, dominating nearly every medium: movies, books, and even television. They're popular, sexy, and hordes of women find themselves forlorn over the fact that they cannot find their own Edward Cullen to fall in love with.

ABC's "20/20" did a story on the world of real life vampires: people who claim they suffer from a physiological condition that prevents them from "creating enough of the essential daily energies to get through even the basic tasks." How do they get this energy? They drink blood. And there's an entire, widespread, secretive society that practices this belief, headed by a man who goes by the name Belfazaar Ashantison.

Skip to 01:45 in this video to watch Belfazaar drink the blood of a willing donor right off of his back. At 03:00, you can find a woman doing the same thing.


10 Real People Who Survived Horror Movie Situations

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10 Real People Who Survived Horror Movie Situations

Everyone enjoys a good horror movie, but what happens when the nightmares leap off screen and come to life? These people are all survivors of real-life horrors that make anything that happened in A Nightmare on Elm Street look like small potatoes. From stalkers and serial killers, to ghastly medical traumas and crimes of (lost) passion, these horror survivors have seen it all and lived to tell about it. Who knows – maybe the "based on a true story" version of their haunting tales will hit the theaters someday soon. 

The survivors of real-life horror proved that they have what the protagonists of horror movies do not: common sense and resilience in the face of extreme terror. Rather than accept their fate and submit to whatever gruesome foe is pursuing them, these fighters decided that they wanted to live another day – and often took their opponents (real and metaphorical) down with them. Think trickery, quick wits, gut instincts and just plain old optimism in the face of trauma; sometimes that's all anyone needs to outdo even the greatest horror villains. For these seven people who survived such horrible terrors in their real lives, they could easily hold their own in the scariest of horror movies. Way to make the rest of us look like wimps, guys. 


10 Real People Who Survived Horror Movie Situations,

Escaping Jeffrey Dahmer's Nightmare Apartment

The Horror

Jeffrey Dahmer is one of the most notorious serial killers of all time, killing and dismembering 17 young men between 1978 and 1991.He turned a quiet Milwaukee apartment into a horror show, luring victims inside and ultimately using them for everything from medical experimentation to necrophilia and cannibalism. So he probably didn't have anything especially pleasant in mind when he invited Tracy Edwards over to drink beer and watch The Exorcist III. When Edwards arrived, he discovered Dahmer's friendliness was a veneer, and soon the killer was brandishing a butcher knife and telling Edwards he would eat his heart.

How He Escaped

Dahmer insisted Edwards lie on the floor as he wielded the knife. As the film played out television, Dahmer grew increasingly manic, swinging between apoplectic excitement and inconsolable self-pity. Edwards attempted to calm him down, allowing Dahmer to put handcuffs on just one of his wrists. Having distracted the killer, Edwards struck Dahmer and fled, flagging down a police car and leading authorities to the apartment, where they discovered body parts including four human heads in the fridge. 


Woman Goes on Vacation and Gets Flesh-Eating Bacteria as a Souvenir

The Horror 
 
Aimee Copeland was having a blast on vacation in her home state of Georgia when she decided to give ziplining a try. The outdoor enthusiast wasn't worried about anything going wrong - she had always been up for an adventure and never shied away from the chance to try something new. But when Aimee ziplined, the wire snapped and caused the graduate student to plummet into the murky water below, where she contracted necrotizing fasciitis in an open wound.

How She Survived

After doctors determined that Copeland had contracted the flesh-eating bacteria, which is often fatal, they worked as fast as they could to stop the spread before it could hit her vital organs. Her hands and both legs were amputated in order to save her life; since the incident, she has been fitted with prosthetic legs and bionic hands that allow her to live a bit more normally. While anyone else would probably curl up in a ball and never go outside again, Copeland gained national attention during her ordeal not only for beating the bacteria, but for her overwhelming positivity in the face of terror. 


Eluding a Highway Murderer Down Under

The Horror

British tourists Joanne Lees and Peter Falconio were driving a van through the Australian Outback at night when another motorist signaled for them to pull over. On the roadside, the man informed them that their van's exhaust pipe was emitting sparks. When Falconio got out to investigate, the motorist, Bradley John Murdoch, shot him on the roadside. Intending to take Lees as his sexual prize, Murdoch attacked her then bound her hands with cable ties.

How She Survived

Murdoch, high on amphetamines, hauled Lees out of the van, where she fell face down on the asphalt. Despite a blow to the head that left her momentarily dazed, Lees was aware enough to leap at a brief opportunity in which Murdoch was distracted as he moved Falconio's body. She fled into nearby bushes, emerging from her hiding place over five hours later to flag down a passing car for help. Murdoch was convicted of the murder, but he has never revealed the whereabouts of Falconio's body.


Just Your Friendly Neighborhood Stalker

The Horror
 
When Redditor M1nneapolis was a senior in high school, she was getting ready for bed and heard something strange coming from outside her window. Down on the street was one of her neighbors, standing at the fence that divided their yards, yelling something incredibly lewd and inappropriate to a teenage girl up through the open window. He had clearly been watching her, and freaked out about the incident, she didn't tell her parents in the hopes that it just wouldn't happen again.

The next morning when she was getting ready for school, she heard the back door of her house open and listened to her gut when it said that it was the creepy neighbor, not her mother. When she went down into the kitchen, there he was with an 8-inch knife in his hand, ready to pounce.

How She Survived

Though he told her not to move, the look on his face and her instincts told her not to listen to him; instead, she booked it out of the house and ran as fast as could to every house on the block trying to get help. The police showed up and found her attacker back at his own house; a recovering alcoholic, he had downed massive amounts of vodka and decided to go through with something it seemed he had been planning for months. He confessed to police that he had been watching her for quite some time, and had a collection of photos in his possession that proved it. 


When Accepting a Ride Goes Horribly Wrong

The Horror

One September night in 1992, Jennifer Asbenson missed the Palm Springs bus that would've taken her to work at a center for disabled children. So when a charming motorist offered her a ride, she took it, arriving safely for a full night shift. In the morning, the driver was waiting for her, again offering a ride. Since the first trip went well, she again accepted. Unfortunately, that driver was Andrew Urdiales, a serial murderer and rapist who put a knife to Asbenson's throat, tied her up, and drove out into the remote desert, where he gagged, beat, and sexually assaulted her.

How She Survived

After cruelly toying with his victim, Urdiales forced Asbenson into the trunk of his car and hit the road. Inside, she quickly found a release mechanism to pop the trunk from the inside, but waited until an opportune moment to actually use it. When she did, Asbenson fled into the road, stopping an oncoming truck with several Marines inside. Her attacker disappeared, however, and five years passed before Urdiales was ultimately captured. 


An Intruder Gets Caught by the Snow
The Horror 

Redditor laundrysoap had a chilling tale to tell about her boyfriend's mother. As a child, the mother lived in a house with a strange design that featured several doors to the outside all over the house, including her bedroom. She began feeling at unease in the house, like someone was watching her, but her family shrugged it off as a little girl being scared of the dark and ignored her fears – even when she swore that someone was rattling the doorknob to her room from outside the house.

Eventually, her belief that she was being watched got so bad that she had to sleep in her parents' room every night or else she would wake up screaming. One night when her father woke up to use the restroom, he saw a shadowy figure and heard noises, but couldn't find anything suspicious to back up his daughter's fears. That is...until the next morning.

How They Survived

Surrounding the house, leading up to every window and door, were fresh footprints in the snow. Someone had tried to get into the house desperately, and clearly had been there many times before. Her father followed the footprints down the street, where they led to a house where a mentally handicapped teen lived; he confessed to entering their house every night to watch the girl sleep. He just gave up and went home the night before when all the doors and windows were locked. Believe your children and lock your doors!
  
Worst Fiancé Ever Buries Woman Alive

The Horror 
 
Michelina Lewandowska did not have the most loving relationship with her fiancé, Marcin Kasprzak, but she was probably anticipating a nasty public breakup or a confession of cheating when their relationship finally ran its course. Instead, when Kasprzak "grew tired of her," he and an accomplice attacked her with a stun gun, bound her hands and legs, and tried to think of how to get rid of the mother of his 3-year-old son, no less. His gruesome idea was to dump Michelina into a cardboard box, drive her out into the wilderness, and bury her alive under a few inches of dirt and a 90-pound tree branch so she would suffocate.

How She Survived

In an interview she gave after the ordeal, Michelina recalled waking up in her shallow grave with thoughts of her child. She decided that she needed to survive in order to protect him from the man who did this to her. Thinking quickly, she was able to cut through her bonds with her engagement ring and claw her way out of the grave, where she had been  for over two hours already. Though she escaped with her life, the psychological and physical effects haunted her for weeks; she suffered from insomnia and paranoia, and had difficulty breathing and walking. Both her attackers were sentenced to 20 years in prison. 


The Only Surviving Victim

The Horror 
 
Holly Dunn and her boyfriend, Chris Maier, were having a casual night out when they crossed paths with the wrong stranger. While on their way home from a friend's party, the couple was approached by a mysterious man at a train station asking for money. Little did they know that he was Angel Resendiz, a famed serial killer who had already murdered six and would ultimately claim the lives of many more.

After showing them an ice pick, Resendiz tied the couple up and ushered them into a nearby ditch. He then bludgeoned Maier to death with a 50-pound rock. Not satisfied with the one kill, Resendiz proceeded to brutally rape Holly, stab her in the neck with the ice pick, and beat her savagely with a wood plank until she passed out.

How She Survived

When Holly woke up, she discovered that Resendiz was gone - he mistook Holly's unconsciousness for death, giving her the chance to escape. She was able to drag herself to a nearby house and call for help for her various injuries, including a broken jaw and shattered eye socket. Nearly 10 years later, Holly testified in court against "The Railway Killer" (he used the train system to move between states and find new victims) in the trial that gave him the death sentence; she was the only one of his 15 victims to ever get away.  


Red Riding Hood Outsmarts a Big Bad Wolf

The Horror

Elizabeth Shoaf was on her way home from school when a man claiming to be a police officer declared she was under arrest, handcuffing the 14-year-old and taking her to his home deep in the South Carolina woods. The kidnapper, an unemployed construction worked named Vinson Filyaw, chained her in a booby-trapped bunker beneath his isolated trailer, regularly assaulting her over the course of ten days. Her parents reported her missing, but the police treated it as a case of a teenage runaway.

How She Escaped

Knowing that no one would be able to find her, Shoaf spent several days deliberately building up her captor's trust. Eventually, Filyaw allowed her to use his phone to play games. Naturally, she used it to text her parents and friends. Before long, the authorities used the phone's signal to find her approximate location. Panicking, Filyaw asked his victim what to do, and Shoaf, fearing he might kill her, advised him to run. He did, and she carried herself out of the bunker on her own. Filyaw, meanwhile, was captured and eventually sentenced to 421 years in prison.


Actor Slits His Own Throat On Stage

The Horror
 
Daniel Hoevels's role as Mortimer in Mary Stuart called for him to "commit suicide" on stage every night in front of a horrified audience; when Mortimer's plans to free Mary, Queen of Scots from prison fail, he slits his throat in anguish. Hoevels had been playing the role for over two years without a single hitch, until one fateful night when a potential homicide may have been attempted in the most grandiose, theatrical way possible.

When Hoevels went to cut his throat with the knife laid out on the table, just as it was during every other performance. The audience went wild with his stirring performance. So much blood! So realistic! Wait...why isn't he moving anymore?

How He Survived

Hoevels's prop knife was identical to a real one, but obviously dulled. Somehow, the knife on stage that night was real, and he legitimately cut open his neck. Fortunately for Hoevel, he missed the carotid artery entirely and merely needed stitches and a plaster cast to remedy his injury. Since the actor never decided to press charges, the question remains to this day: was it merely an accident (the theater says the prop manager purchased a new knife and forgot to dull it) or did someone want to take Hoevel out with some pizzazz? Ever the professional, he was back on stage the next night performing again.



Criminals Caught By Bragging About Their Crimes Online

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Criminals Caught By Bragging About Their Crimes Online
People dumb enough to commit crimes are often stupid enough to brag about their crimes and then act surprised when they get caught. These criminals were caught on Facebook and other online outlets when police and/or concerned citizens saw what they had been up to in their free time.

What crimes do people post on Facebook? Just take a look and see.

Criminals Caught By Bragging About Their Crimes Online,

Florida Man Uses Wanted Poster as FB Profile Pic

Police had an easy time tracking down Floridian Mack Yearwood, wanted in connection with an assault that took place over Labor Day weekend 2016, after he used his own wanted poster as his Facebook profile picture. One of Yearwood's friends commented "Nice mug shot," to which Yearwood responded "Thanks buddy!" Another friend expressed more concern: "Holy sh*t ding dong, are you planning on getting this sh*t squared away? I'd like to see you again at least before they find you."

Cops in Stuart, FL, north of Miami, used Yearwood's FB to track him to his brother's house, where he was arrested. According to the arresting officers, a bag of weed tumbled out of Yearwood's pocket as he was cuffed, and he politely asked the cops not to charge him for possession.

Writing on the Stuart Police Department Facebook page, Cpl. Brian Bossio noted "Facebook is a great way to communicate and connect with old friends and family... If you are wanted by the police, it's probably not a good idea to use the 'Wanted of the Week' poster of yourself as your profile pic." 


Thief Poses for Facebook Photo in Victim's Coat
Oh, Rodney Knight Jr. So good at self portraits, so so bad at doing crimes. The 19-year-old managed to steal "a bunch of stuff" (like cash, a laptop, and a winter coat) from Washington Post journalist Marc Fisher's home, and even take a photo of himself doing it.

His only wrong move? Posting that photo to Fisher's son's Facebook account for 400 teenagers to see. He was later arrested and charged with burglary.
Michael Baker Siphons Gas From a Cop Car
Siphoning gas from a cop car is the perfect crime, because, well, y'know. Check out that protruding middle finger. Man, you are punk rock as s**t.

After being arrested, Michael Baker posted the Facebook comment "yea lol I went to jail over Facebook."

In case Michael is reading -- no, you didn't, dude. You went to jail over stealing from a police officer.


Bank Robber Tapes Crime and Posts It on Instagram
At least he'll always have Instagram videos to remind him of his glory days! Unfortunately, that's about all idiot bank robber Dominyk Antonio Alfonseca will have after being arrested for holding up a bank in Virgina Beach. Alfonseca, 23, was stupid enough to post a picture of the note he passed a bank teller demanding the money. It read, "I need 150,000 Bands Right NOW!! Please Police take 3 to 4 minites to get here, I would appriceate if you Ring the alarm a minute after I am gone... Make sure the money doesn't BLOW UP ON MY WAY OUT:-)"

So... at least he was polite? He also uploaded two videos he took while committing the crime, including one of the bank teller reading his note, another of the teller handing over the cash. He was picked up by police 20 minutes later.

Source: Yahoo

Bank Robbers Post Cute Photo on Facebook With Stolen Cash
Josh Mogan and Ashely Duboe thought that their adorable couple's picture would make a great Facebook post. After all, it has everything it needs to be a successful profile picture - a hot guy, a beautiful girl, and an armful of stolen cash.   

After robbing a Savings Bank in Ohio, the two posted a number of silly photos of themselves posing with the cash in various positions online. They were soon caught and arrested.  
  
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Woman Names Herself Queen of Tax Fraud on Facebook
Let's get one thing straight: Tampa's Rashida Wilson was indeed the "Queen of IRS Tax Fraud." According to court documents, she stole more than $20 million dollars! 

If only she'd also been Queen of Secrecy. Or at least Duchess of Keeping Quiet. Regular Person of Shutting the Hell Up? 

You see, Ms. Wilson posted about her (pretty impressive) crimes on her public Facebook profile, even going so far as to brag about her self-bestowed royal title. When cops found out, she was sentenced to 21 years in jail. 
Gambling Machine Thieves Celebrate with Selfies
Benjamin Robinson, 30, and Daniel Hutchinson, 24, couldn't rely deny allegations that they had stolen thousands of British pounds from gambling machines. Why? Because the criminal masterminds took tons of selfies with their haul. North Yorkshire Police originally found more than £3,000 in cash in Robinson and Hutchinson's car when they stopped it in Skipton, UK in June 2014. The two idiots had remembered to wear disguises while actually carrying out the crimes against the gambling fruit machines. But once they got them home, they couldn't help but snap stupid selfies of themselves with the money. They even posted the shots to social media accounts like Facebook. Not at all shockingly, they were sent to prison.

Guys Brag About Stolen Money on Myspace
What kind of idiot would brag about stolen money on both Facebook and MySpace?

This kind.
Girl Makes YouTube Video After Robbing a Bank
No matter how awesome they are separately, there are just some things that don't go together. Peanut butter and pickles, for example. Or coffee and computer keyboards. Or bank robberies and YouTube.

Unfortunately for Hannah Sabata,this was a lesson learned too late. The 19-year-old Nebraskan managed to steal $6,000 from a Cornerstone Bank before immediately coming home to make a YouTube video about her robbery.

“I just stole a car and robbed a bank. Now I’m rich, I can pay off my college financial aid and tomorrow i’m going for a shopping spree," she wrote in the video's description, before eloquently adding, "Bite me. I love GREENDAY!” 

Police were notified and Ms. Sabata was arrested. The video was used at her trial as evidence.
Video Game Thieves Accidentally Butt-Dial Police
When your own butt turns on you, there's not much that can be done. After two Wisconsin hooligans made off with a load of movies and video games from a local Target, they did what any other successful thieves might do: they bragged about their crime all the way home. 

Understandable, right? Most of the time, making it to the getaway vehicle means you're in the clear. Unless, of course, you accidentally butt dial the cops after you leave.

The two spent an hour chatting about their evil deeds while unknowingly being recorded by the unlucky 9-1-1 dispatcher who answered their unfortunate pocket dial. 

When they arrived at the video game store where they planned to sell their loot, they were met with a well-informed police squad. 

 
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Chilling Photos of Murder Victims Taken By Their Killers

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Chilling Photos of Murder Victims Taken By Their Killers
For some killers, it isn't enough to take the lives of their victims. Some must capture the moment with a photograph, a memento mori of the sickest variety. In many cases, police departments have released these images of murder, either to assist in the identification of victims, or as a testament to the sheer brutality of these killers' crimes. Here are ten such examples of photos of murder, taken by serial killers and other murderers themselves. Be warned, however: some of the photographs on this list are quite graphic.
Chilling Photos of Murder Victims Taken By Their Killers,

Shari Miller, Photographed Moments Before Death
William Richard Bradford convinced bartender Shari Miller to accompany him out to the desert for an impromptu photo shoot. After snapping several pictures of Miller, Bradford strangled the woman to death, sliced off her tattoos, and dumped her body in a dumpster.

Bradford was later questioned in relation to a missing person, Tracey Campbell. At that time, police discovered the photos of Miller, whom they recognized as their Jane Doe, as well as pictures of 54 other women. This led to the discovery of Campbell's body not far from the site where Bradford killed Miller.  

In 2006, several more of the women in Bradford's photographs were identified, though most still remain unknown. Bradford was executed in 2008.
The Last Known Photograph of Madyson Jamison

The entire Jamison family - Bobby, Sherilynn, and daughter Madyson - disappeared in October 2009 under highly suspicious circumstances. Their bodies were discovered in the woods outside Red Oak, OK, four years later, and foul play is suspected. It is unclear who snapped this cell phone photograph of Madyson, though family members point out that the girl appears especially distressed, leading some to theorize that the Jamisons' murderer was the photographer.


Judy Ann Dull, Moments Before Her Demise
Serial killer Harvey Glatman's M.O. involved luring women to his hotel room, pretending to be a photographer looking to pay quick cash for a few snapshots. Once inside the room, he would tie the women up, photograph, and then kill them. Sometimes, the photo shoot did not end after death...
Regina Kay Walters, Victim of Robert Ben Rhoades
In late 1989, 14-year-old Regina Kay Walters fell victim to serial killer Robert Ben Rhoades, who drove a semi truck equipped with a torture chamber in the back. The expression of absolute terror and the defensive position of her hands is absolutely chilling. 
Unidentified Victims of The Dating Game Killer
Rodney Alcala, dubbed the "Dating Game Killer" due to his rather surreal appearance on The Dating Game prior to his arrest, may be responsible for over 200 murders. Police discovered a wealth of photographs of young woman, many of whom have not yet been identified, and who are suspected victims of Alcala.
The 29th Victim of The Candyman
Dean Corll, AKA "The Candyman," earned his nickname due to a penchant for handing out free samples from his candy company to local children to lure them into his vehicle. In total, Corll murdered 28 young boys from 1970 to 1973, though a photograph of an unidentified boy found among Corll's possessions suggests their might be a 29th boy still unaccounted for. Though blurry, the child in the photo does not match any of Dean Corll's other confirmed victims.
James Ferris, Bound and Injected by Bob Berdella
Bob Berdella assaulted, tortured, and killed at least six men in the mid-1980s. He liked to take Polaroids of his victims as well, and a number of these were published in a Kansas City newspaper following Berdella's arrest.
The Lust Killer's Photo Shoot
Jerry Brudos, dubbed "The Lust Killer" and "The Shoe Fetish Slayer," kidnapped Karen Sprinker from a parking lot and held her captive in his garage. There, he forced Sprinker to model underwear for him while he photographed her. He proceeded to kill Sprinker, dismember her body, and have sex with her corpse.

Jerry Brudos was convicted in 1969 of killing Sprinker and three other women in the same fashion. He died in prison in 2006.
Photo of Kidnapping Victims Left in Parking Lot
The girl in this photo is believed to be kidnapping victim Tara Calico, though the boy is as yet unidentified. What's most chilling about this Polaroid is that it was discovered in a parking space minutes after a plain white van left the spot in September 1988. Investigators theorize the photograph was taken that very moment, with the boy and girl inside the van, tantalizingly close but so far away from rescue. Whether the victim is indeed Calico or not, the fate of these two is unknown.

This is just as creepy as those horrible photos.
Anatoly Slivko's Scout Video Images
One of the most sadistic killers in history, Anatoly Slivko conducted "experiments" in unconsciousness. He was inspired after he became sexually aroused at the grisly scene of an automobile accident in which a boy perished. Slivko would befriend young boys and then lure them out into the woods, where he would suspend them by their necks via a rope until they passed out. In several cases, Slivko assaulted the boys while they were unconscious, reviving them afterwards and swearing them to secrecy.  

In seven cases, however, Anatoly Slivko would dismember, burn, and desecrate the corpses, often for the purpose of sexual gratification, recreating the accident that had initially aroused him. Regardless of whether he killed the boys or not, Slivko always made a video tape of the proceedings. He was executed in 1989.

7 Mythical Creatures That Were Found in Real Life

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7 Mythical Creatures That Were Found in Real Life
Some people will believe anything, and there’s no shortage of people in the world willing to make a quick buck from the gullible. What follows is a collection of people who believed in all sorts of mythical creatures– and in some cases, the evil bastards who exploited those people for money.
7 Mythical Creatures That Were Found in Real Life,

Leprechauns
The Story:

Alaskan police arrived at the scene of a beating one evening to find a man writing on the ground in pain and screaming. A few people were running away from the scene. When asked what happened, the man told police that a group of leprechauns had beat him up because they were mad at him for dancing with a girl.

You can’t make this stuff up.

He was taken to the hospital and treated for the cuts and bruises all over his body (whether the wounds were inflicted by a shillelagh remains to be seen). The police never did find the leprechauns or their pot of gold, for that matter. They’re probably off terrorizing other townsfolk as we speak.

What Really Happened:

He got beaten to the point of hallucinating little green men. An eyewitness said that a group of people, normal, regular-sized people, beat him up and ran off.

The man, who had been beaten within an inch of his life, was probably dazed from the flurry of punches to his head. He was also likely very, very drunk. As for the girl that he was dancing with, perhaps he tried to dance with another man’s girlfriend, prompting a beating from the boyfriend and his friends. (Note: His friends were short, green, and fond of dancing jigs).

And what makes more sense: a roving band of violent leprechauns, or some drunk guy getting too handsy with someone else’s girl?

Plus, it was nighttime. There can’t be any rainbows at night, and everyone knows that you can’t find leprechauns without rainbows. Sheesh.

And of course, as a bonus, there was this incident:


Chupacabra
The Story:

A Texan man who was working on a golf course stumbled across a dead animal near the woods that many people believe to be the chupacabra. It’s quite clearly not a coyote or dog and doesn’t resemble any raccoon they’ve ever seen before.


Though it bears a striking resemblance to those rats from Fallout.


The man’s wife wouldn’t let him keep it in the freezer, which is apparently something he wanted to do, so he gave it to Center for Animal Research and Education, in hopes that they could figure out what the hell the thing was.

What Really Happened:

It’s totally just a hairless raccoon. Jennifer Barrow, a wildlife biologist said, “the feet, skull and dental formation all matched a raccoon,” though she didn’t have any idea why it was hairless, and just referred to it as an “anomaly.”

We wonder how the news could have had such a field day with this though. Anyone with half a brain can see that this tiny thing wouldn’t be able to eat an entire goat all on it’s own, and eating goats is kind of what chupacabras do.

But one thing’s for sure. I’m never going to look at a raccoon the same way again. Underneath all that adorable fur lies a monster that is half giant rat, half horrid radiation sickness. And we want no part of that. No sir.

Dragon
The Story:



There really isn't a lot to go on here. A picture has surfaced from China of a man who appears to be gutting his dragon while his dog plays with its tail. It’s also not known if the man is planning on eating the dragon, or if the dog knows that he’s the second course of the meal.

What Really Happened:

There are really only two possibilities here. The image is either photoshopped or he's holding a dragon toy. The dog is playing with the thing’s tail, so it probably wasn’t completely photoshopped in. The most likely explanation is that the man is really holding a snake. Seriously, mentally subtract all of the dragon parts from the image, and what you’re left with is a snake.

It’s possible that someone photoshopped in the dragon bits or that the man attached them to the snake himself and then painted it, or someone altered its color using Photoshop. Hell, you could do that with a handful of colored Sharpies.

This one is kind of sad though because, real or not, it’s hard to stop picturing a dead Mushu from Mulan after seeing that.

Cyclops
The Story:

You’ve heard them all before. There’s a veritable mountain of cyclopes littered throughout mythology, from getting their eyes jabbed by Odysseus to Hercules uppercutting them to the moon to the new God of War games, where Kratos tears out their eyes by the dozen. The point is, cyclopes are everywhere, and the ancient Greeks are to blame. In fact, it was them who unearthed the first cyclops skulls:



What Really Happened:

Except they were way off the mark.

Those skulls that spawned the very myth of the one-eyed giants weren’t cyclops skulls at all. They belonged to an ancient elephant-like species known as Deinotherium giganteum, and it looked like this:



The “eye socket” in its skull is really where the trunk was, and it’s hard to imagine something so silly looking being the reason that myths about the cyclops first started. Just because some ancient Greeks couldn’t tell what elephant skulls were and mistook them for the heads of one eyed giants.



Fairies
The Story: 



A man in Guadalajara, Mexico was picking guavas from a tree when he saw a glimmer amongst the leaves. He reached out and grabbed the object that caught his attention and realized that it was a fairy. Like any rational person, he stored it in a jar of formaldehyde–as you do–and put it on display for the whole town to see.

More than 3,000 people waited in line for hours and paid the equivalent of $1.60 to get a look at the fairy.

What Really Happened:

First of all, look at this thing:


Several local skeptics (and there are quite a few of them) have pointed out that it looks very similar to a popular toy. I don’t want to insinuate that this down-on-his-luck, unemployed bricklayer stuck a toy in a jar of formaldehyde and charged people to see it just to make a quick buck, but his “fairy” more closely resembles an action figure than anything that has ever been alive. Unless you’re counting Toy Story.


And let’s be honest. Who isn’t?


Again, more than 3,000 people wanted so desperately to believe this story that they paid him $1.60 to get a look. And the guy was unemployed. Let's put the pieces of the puzzle together here, people.


Mermaid
The Story:



A while back, this video of a dead mermaid washed up on the beach made its rounds on the Internet:



The camera man is silent, and just sweeps along the beach until he comes across the mermaid corpse. And despite her looking a bit like Skeletor and her mannequin-like appearance, it’s pretty convincing. I mean she’s dead–right? Rigor mortis, man.

What Really Happened:

Let’s just ignore that anything that died in that position would have fallen face first into the sand instead of freezing in place.

It’s totally real...sort of. Everything you see there is an actual dead thing of some kind. It’s just not a mermaid. It’s just one of the many macabre sculptures made by Juan Cabana. Sculptures that he makes using real dead fish, human skeletons, etc. He’s like a modern day Dr. Frankenstein but without the lightning, angry mobs, or windmills.

And that image of a mermaid up there? You’ll find that very same image on his site under the “for sale” section. That particular sculpture, called “Nerina” actually sold for $10,000.

So there you have it. Mermaids aren’t real, but Dr. Frankenstein is. And he’s filthy, stinking rich. Time to go rob some graves. Cha-ching!
Loch Ness Monster
The Story:

George Edwards makes his living by giving people tours of Loch Ness in hopes of actually seeing the monster–until one day, when he totally freaking did. And he’s got the photo to prove it:



Edwards saw the creature for a full ten minutes and managed to take the above snapshot, which proves once and for all the existence of the loch ness monster.


What Really Happened:

Sure, that picture could be of the monster. Or a log, twig, rock, scuttled boat, or whatever. The point is, the photo isn’t very clear. And Edwards claims to have seen the monster for a full ten minutes, so why does he only have one (very nondescript) picture? According to that expert (and plain old common sense) wouldn’t that be more than enough time to take hundreds of photos?

But what does he stand to gain by lying? It’s not like the man’s income depends on people believing in the monster, and paying Edwards to take them on monster tours of the lake.

Oh wait.

God, that sounds like the motivation of half of the villains in Scooby Doo. And he would have gotten away with it too, if not for you meddling news crews and your pesky “experts.”

The Top 7 Police Officers Caught Having Sex

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The Top 7 Police Officers Caught Having Sex
Police Officers are supposed to protect and serve while on duty, but these cops were all about getting booty (I'm so sorry for that joke, but you deserved it. You. Deserved. It). These seven police officers were busted having police sex (the greatest kind of sex), while on duty, and some of them on company property. Here are the top seven cops caught having sex on duty stories that made the news in recent memory, because there's nothing more gratifying than when cops make mistakes. Especially sexy ones. (Police sex videos and links to the cop sex videos included when available).
The Top 7 Police Officers Caught Having Sex,

Two Officers Have Sex Instead Of Guarding A Prisoner
These two South African police officers were supposed to be guarding a prisoner that they'd escorted from the jail to a medical facility for a check up. While the prisoner was in one room getting a physical examination for some reason, the two officers decided to go into the waiting room and get physical. Like, really physical. Like, pants around ankles as if nobody's going to come home (and as if there are no police cameras in every room of most police stations) physical.






The male correctional officer and a female police officer were caught on video having sex for well over 15 minutes, which beats my personal best by 14 and a half minutes. But not only were the two having sex while on duty, which is a big no-no because of the being police officers thing, but mostly because (tuh-WIST) the female officer was clearly wearing a wedding ring.

You can see the ring right on her left hand (of the law) -- the same one she's using to grab onto her male counterpart for balance, as she slides down her knickers with her other hand.






The Correctional Services Commissioner had said on several occasions that he would not tolerate any form of misconduct by the prison wardens anymore, though. So when one of them tried handing in a 24 hour resignation notice they were denied and, according to a spokesperson, even that wasn't good enough... he said "we are hoping that we will have finalised our internal disciplinary processes within 30 days".

So apparently, and unfortunately for the officers, there really was no way they were getting off easy on this one *jumps gracefully into a pool of "boo"s*

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Police Officer Has Sex In His Police Car On City Property


Two cops were out doing their jobs, patrolling around like cops tend to do (in my mind), when they spotted a suspicious white SUV on city property, which since the OJ Simpsons trial puts cops on edge in general. More specifically in this instance, though, the white SUV in question was in the parking lot of District 1 headquarters. Who could possibly be in this secure area, making a ruckus? They flashed their brights behind the car like that one time you remember from high school that you miraculously didn't get grounded for and realized who was in the car.

Their boss.

Apparently, after he and his girlfriend attended a Bengals game they thought it would be nice to perform a lewd act in public, on city grounds because why the hell not? He runs the place and nobody's really getting hurt. Also maybe they had to sober up (on love).

The boss in question, Lt. Christopher Ruehmer (who you should high five if you ever meet him), was then transferred from his job as a deputy commander with the patrol administration and a SWAT crisis negotiator... to the police records department following the incident.

So you know in action movies when the boss says "we'll have you at a desk job faster than you can say public spectacle!" and Mel Gibson ends up actually pulling off the rogue cop thing? Well that doesn't always happen in real life.

Awesomely, though, the guy's pay wasn't cut at all. So hey, worth it?

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Police Officer Caught Having Sex On The Hood Of His Car
Talk about a strip search, this cop went for the full body cavity search on this motorist. A surveillance photo shows a cop in full uniform giving it to a girl on the hood of his car. The best part, you can clearly see a stray dog watching the whole thing go down. That's right, there was a witness.

After the story became a national senstation the New Mexico police department launched an investigation on why exactly some chick would want to get slammed on top of a cop car (upcoming investigations include other common sense givens such as why there's so much porn on the internet).

It appears the police officer in question had not been on patrol for weeks, which would explain why it's not a patrol car that he's having sex on but a simple state sedan. The Santa Fe sheriff Robert Garcia said he would not press criminal charges because the incident occurred "in the middle of nowhere" where there are apparently no rules in New Mexico. Take note, drug lords!

The officer was awarded police officer of the year in the past and had previously served on former governor Bill Richardson's security detail. And now you can insert a joke here about how he was providing that fine young lady with his very own brand of "security detail". Thank you for doing that for me, we spend a lot of time on this around here. Moving on...

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Indonesia Police Officer Needs Police Protection After Being Caught Having Sex On Duty


An Indonesian Police Officer was caught having sex with a married woman while on duty in a very religious section of the country, which if it were in America, would really be the most interesting part of the whole story. This is usually where it ends in America. But this was Indonesia. And it was a very religious part of the country.

Like anyone would naturally assume is fair, then, the residents of the village then paraded him through the village as they banged cans together to alert others to the adulterous affair, humiliating him and shaming his name. And just when it seemed that the man would be beaten to death by the residents, his co-workers came to the rescue.

Officers were then also posted outside the home of the woman, Heni Herawati, to prevent it from being destroyed over the adultery committed on their street (evil spirits and all that).

The pair were taken to Mojokerto Police headquarters where the authorities did what any other authorities would do (at a high school), they told the police officer's mother what he had done. The mother burst into tears and then apologized to the public on her son's behalf.

I can't even... I just... wow.

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24 Year Veteran Of The Police Force Loses Job After Being Caught Having Sex
Officer Scott Guffey was a 24 year veteran of the Tampa Police Department, but he lost his job when he put chasing tail ahead of chasing criminals. When he was confronted with an internal affairs investigation Guffey chose to instantly retire.

It all started when an anonymous person called the police to report an undercover cop going at it in his police car at a park. This caller had been watching this happen for several days and told the police that he watched as Guffey had sex and then returned the next day with the same woman to do it again. The person said they saw Guffey take off his bullet proof vest and gun belt then slip into the back seat of his unmarked car.

Guffey is married but the woman in the backseat was not his wife. His record also showed several citations from IA for missing court and one citation for "misuse of company email."

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Memphis Police Officer Caught On Tape Having Sex
A Memphis Police Officer picked up a girl to have sex in his squad car like a boss, so what could possibly go wrong? Well, anyone who's ever watched a cop show (a.k.a. all of you if you had the kind of grandparents I grew up with) knows that those cars are wired for sound and video, ready to capture any foul play or criminal activities of any kind. This officer completely forgot that fact.

While doing the deed he also had his microphone on, so every sound was transmitted over the police scanners, which means that for a few golden minutes, a police car actually made a sound that didn't make everyone within ear shot want to kill themselves. Probably.

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Detroit Police Officer Caught Having Sex With A Transvestite Prostitute In His Patrol Car
A Fox 2 reporter was told that the officer took the prostitute to a remote area, parked his squad car and the two engaged in sex acts inside the cruiser while the cop was on the clock. This is worse than Hugh Grant AND Eddie Murphy (who both had transvestite prostitute scandals) because at least they weren't on the job.

Two other police officers had stumbled upon the car, saw it a-rockin' and then violated a bumper sticker rule as old as time itself and went a-knockin'. When they discovered that it was their co-worker and a prostitute they immediately went to their superiors. The Detroit Police Chief said, "I think it's important to note that this is misconduct that we discovered," he added. "We expect eight hours work for eight hours pay."

The saddest part about this is that it doesn't sound like cops get any kind of lunch break.

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21 Stories of the Real People Behind Memes

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21 Stories of the Real People Behind Memes
There’s a one hundred percent chance that you’ve commented on a Reddit thread or a friend’s Facebook post with a meme. Not only are memes an amazing way to communicate feelings without having to actually think of anything, they’re also really funny. Everyone has a favorite meme they like to use. For some people it’s 60’s Spiderman, and for others it’s the Ermahgerd Girl, but most people don’t stop to think that there are real people behind memes. Think about it, someone had to pose with a bunch of Goosebumps books so you could Photoshop Pokemon cards or whatever into her hands. These are the stories behind the real people who became memes on the Internet. 

It's hard to believe that some of the memes you see every single day stem from real people with actual lives. But in a lot of cases, memes are totally based off of the average experiences of regular people. The weirdest part, is that sometimes, the people depicted in the memes don't even realize that they have become a meme until years later, when news trickles down to them. We've put together a list of the real stories behind the regular people who went viral. Check out these stories behind the memes, and be sure to let us know what you think in the comment section. 
21 Stories of the Real People Behind Memes,

Ermahgerd Girl
The "Ermahgerd Girl" meme began when a 16-year-old kid from Canada was browsing a public Facebook photo gallery, and decided to post a weird photo that he saw on Reddit. Three years later, the Ermahgerd Girl was on a backpacking trip in India when one of her friends messaged her to let her know that she had become a meme. Now, Maggie Goldenberger, the Ermahgerd Girl, is a nurse in Phoenix, Arizona.
First World Problems Girl
The woman behind the first world problems meme, Silvia Bottini, is an Italian born model and actress who's been in a ton of commercials, and she even offers a public speaking course. She's basically the perfect person to represent the First World Problems meme. 
Scumbag Steve
Scumbag Steve, the meme everyone loves to hate, is actually named Blake Boston and really is kind of a scumbag. The original photo is from his mom's 2006 Myspace page. According to Boston, he could have "stopped everything" going on with his photo being used by a meme, but didn't want to seem "uncool."  

In other news that will surprise no one, the real Scumbag Steve is a not-so-great rapper.  



Overly Attached Girlfriend
Because the Internet moves so fast, a lot of people don't remember that the Overly Attached Girl meme was created to poke fun at the clingier aspects of Justin Bieber's single "Boyfriend." The original lyrics are a little creepy - "If I was your boyfriend, never let you go / Keep you on my arm girl, you'd never be alone."  

Lana Morris, a YouTuber, decided to do a parody song called "Girlfriend" in which she made fun of how incredibly clingy J. Biebs sounded in his song. A still from the newly dubbed "Overly Attached Girlfriend's" YouTube video went viral in 2012, and never slowed down. Fortunately, Laina Morris has been able to capitalize on the meme and build a career around it.

Bad Luck Brian
When Kyle Craven's friend posted a yearbook outtake photo of his to Reddit, things got very real, very quickly. The photo in question was actually taken as a joke. In an interview with the Washington Post, Kyle said that “Picture days were always fun days for me,” and that he rubbed his face to make it red, squinted his eyes, puffed out his jaw and took what he thought would be a funny photo. Little did he know that a goof like that would make him Internet famous a few years later. 

Hipster Barista
Dustin Mattson is still pretty angry about becoming a meme - which is funny, because of course the Hipster Barista would be mad about being turned into something so mainstream.  

It turns out that Mattson is an actual hipster barista. He's super unhappy about the fact that grown men who make latte art for a living aren't taken more seriously. In an interview with the Atlanta Eater he said, "I do find it discouraging and disappointing that there was so much exposure brought to an attempt at making a joke of a culinary industry and the professional barista. To me, it's very telling on how we laud farm-to-table food, craft beer, cocktail mixology, but it's ok to have no respect for the specialty coffee world and the people who are committed to it." Somehow, this quote made his face ten times more punchable. 

Success Kid
When a photo of Laney Griner's son Sammy became one of the most popular web memes ever, she wasn't happy. But a few years later, she used the unwanted popularity of the meme to help raise $100,000 for her husband's dialysis, and to pay for his kidney transplant. See? The Internet isn't all bad. 


Stop Girl
The "Stop Girl" meme all started at a college football game. During a 2010 game between the University of Arizona and Iowa, Sarah - the student who would soon become Stop Girl - had a camera trained on her as she watched the game in agony. Her request that the camera man stop filming her lead to a bunch of weirdos on Reddit falling in love with her. Sarah is understandably weirded out by the whole thing, and hopes that she can put the Internet's fascination with her in the rearview. 


 

Attractive Convict
In 2010, Meagan Mccullough was arrested for a DUI. Three years later, her mugshot made its way to Reddit, where basement-dwellers the world over fell in love with her stunning good looks. A bunch of dudes contacted Mccullough, and professed their undying devotion to her. However, this hot criminal is kind of over that mugshot photo. She even said, "I don't think it's that good a picture - there are other ones I would prefer."
Overly Attached Girlfriend and the Kid That Needs to Fart
Apparently they went to the same high school.


The 20 Craziest Deaths Caused by Social Media

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The 20 Craziest Deaths Caused by Social Media

We’ve all done our share of Internet searching, stalking, and creeping. But a few social media experts have taken it a step further: they've used their online profiles to kill. In a world ruled by digital communication, posting the wrong status update can be fatal. These are the thirteen most ridiculous cases of social networking turned deadly.

Deaths caused by social media? No, we don't mean choking on your pizza while cruising Facebook. These social media deaths were caused by everything from relationship status changes on Facebook to cat-fishing at its best/worst to real murderers who found victims online. These are some of the most deranged and crazy things people have done on social media sites. (Oh, and Craigslist doesn't count because that's not as much of a social network as it is a cesspool.) Are murders the newest and most dangers social media trend? You have to read to find out! Enjoy.


The 20 Craziest Deaths Caused by Social Media,

Being Grounded from MySpace Drives Teen to Shoot His Dad
When a normal 15-year-old is forbidden to use his favorite social networking site, they might write poetry in their journal lamenting the fact that no one ‘gets’ them. Maybe he complains about his inherent need for digital ‘connection,’ or that his black fingernail polish is flaking off in the shower.

But when decidedly not-normal 15-year-old Hughstan Schlicker’s parents banned him from using MySpace, he killed his dad with a 12-gauge shotgun and, most likely, deleted him from his Top 8.

To the the father's credit, the kid had been threatening to kill himself for weeks on MySpace. While that is a good enough reason to take his Internet away, it may have actually been a great warning sign that the kid had some serious issues... As it turned out, taking away his Internet was not a super helpful punishment.

Being cut off from the digital world, according to Schlicker, "felt like I was stabbed with a knife and it went straight through and no matter how hard I pulled, I couldn’t pull out the knife..."

But one day, this seriously disturbed kid called in sick from school, faking his dad's voice a la a kid in an '80s movie. In fact, he stayed home from school to kill himself, like the same way most people stay home to sleep or watch The Price is Right for five straight hours. And to his credit, Schlicker really meant to kill himself, but with all that thinking time on his hands, he accidentally came up with a little game, a little plan: If his father came home after 4:00 PM, he wouldn't kill himself - he'd kill his dad instead. (This kid really would've made a great Batman villain.)

Obviously, his dad got home early, so the kid went into the kitchen and shot him in the back of the head. He called a friend (which is really what he should've done instead of going crazy about not being able to update his MySpace - people had friends before the Internet, I think) who convinced him to turn himself in instead of killing himself.

All of this just because this kid couldn't update his MySpace. In 2008.

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Dad Murders Ex-Wife to Stop Her Child Support FB Posts

Adam had had enough of ex-wife Lisa’s passive-aggressive Facebook posts about his child support payments, so he cut the passive and just got aggressive. One evening, he beat her with a hammer before slashing her neck. Then he left her body for the couple’s five-year-old son to discover the next day.

Stickin’ it to the child support system by traumatizing your kid for life? That’s about as low as you can get on the logical totem pole.
WHY DIDN'T HE JUST BLOCK HER? Kids, please teach your parents how to use the Internet. It saves lives.

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Man Kills His Friend for "Poking" His Girlfriend
Scott Humphrey, 27, was sent to jail after he repeatedly punched his friend, Richard Rovetto, 29, in a cab on the way back from a guys' night. Why was Humphrey so upset? Evidently, Rovetto had "poked" Humphrey's girlfriend on Facebook. Rovetto claimed that he didn't know the woman was Humphrey's girlfriend.

The punches caused Rovetto to bleed profusely. He died when Humphrey pushed him to the ground, causing him to hit his head on the pavement. Humphrey fled the scene, but later turned himself in, admitted to manslaughter, and was jailed for four years, four months. 

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MySpace "Horror Core" Rapper Brings His Lyrics to Life
Richard Alden Samuel McCroskey III, age 20, was a self-styled ‘Horrorcore’ rapper from a small town in Virginia called— wait for it — Farmville. Yes, Farmville. No really, there’s a real-live town in Virginia called Farmville, and this is where the whole story took place.

Realizing that nobody actively follows (or likes) bands on Facebook, McCroskey turned to Myspace (which should have been the first time that he was in trouble). On this Internet wasteland, he posted some of his profound musical stylings under the name ‘Syko Sam.

 Sample lyrics:
"You’re not the first, just to let you know
I’ve killed many people and I kill them real slow
It’s the best feeling, watching their last breath
Stabbing and stabbing till there’s nothing left"

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which proved to be just a little incriminating when he was accused of killing off four Farmville citizens. Once again, these were real people, with normal sized heads, who looked nothing like this:



Syko Sam's victims were his own girlfriend, Emma Neiderbrock (16), her best friend, Melanie Wells (18), and her parents, Pastor Mark Neiderbrock (50) and Dr. Debra Kelley (53). Their bodies were found at the Neiderbrock home having been bludgeoned to death with a hammer and maul while they slept.

A friend and fellow horrorcore rapper claimed, "You would never, ever imagine that kid even being a suspect."

So, here are some more of Syko Sam's lyrics:

Blood, death murder, and rape
I like to mutilate and take em back to my place
Kill and slash, yeah, I'm coming for your ass
I'm a cannibal, use your body as food
Yeah you're gonna die and your body will decay
As I leave you dying in this dark alleyway


At least he's direct. McCroskey pleaded guilty and was sentenced to life in prison for the murders.

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Creepy Facebook Death Lists Kill Off Colombian Teens
This one's a little convoluted in its madness.

When three Colombian teens were found shot to death without any obvious reason, it was just the beginning of a digital reign of terror straight out of a bad, straight-to-DVD horror movie sequel. Get this: Five days later, the names of the dead teens showed up on a mysterious Facebook ‘death list.’

When another teenager named on the list was killed three days later, more lists were posted, and leaflets were placed on cars asking the families of kids on the list to leave town within three days or see their children killed.

"Need to protect our youth," a local named Juan David Sepulveda Tweeted at the time, but the police — aside from suspecting gang activity — were at a loss. Was it a cruel prank? A twisted social-media-savvy serial killer? To this day, nobody knows - at least no one willing to speak up. The killings stopped after most of the kids on the ‘death lists’ fled town.

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Middle-Aged Woman Seduces Teenage Boys With Fantasy Facebook Profiles, Then Kills Them Off
The craziest, most ridiculous social networking killer wasn’t actually a killer at all. The only murders this woman committed took place in her own deranged imagination.

In a twisted, sadistic scheme taken to bizarre extremes, 28 year-old New Zealander Natalia Burgess spent months creating Facebook and Bebo profiles for (fake) attractive teenage girls. She gave them very specific, very fancy names, like "Jordz Williams," "Becca Maria Jullienne," and "Abby Jane Zoe William." No word on whether she went overboard with a baby name book or just imagined these fictitious chicks as strippers. Her goal: Seducing dozens of teen schoolboys into online relationships.

As if that wasn’t I-Belong-on-To-Catch-a-Predator enough, Natalia would then ‘kill off’ the fake girls in tragic accidents or suicides, using other made-up personas to break the news on - you guessed it - Facebook. The girls' online boyfriends were traumatized and devastated.

Over 40 teen boys have been identified as victims of her Internet mind games. First, she gave them what they never thought they’d have, and then she delivered sheer horror. Her deranged manipulation was discovered only when another 22-year-old woman found her own photographs in an online memorial video for one of these fake Internet hotties, a girl named "Abby."

Natalia Burgess was sentenced to two years and two months in prison.
 
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Man Tweets About Killing His BFF
Childhood friends Jameg Blake and Kwame Dancy had been exchanging heated 140-character insults on Twitter for days over a woman both men liked. It really goes to show that classic sitcoms have misled us all: Three is actually a crowd.

Just hours before a fatal IRL confrontation in the luxury NYC high-rise where the 22 year-olds lived on the same floor, Kwame taunted Jameg online. He tweeted, "N****a is lookin for you don’t think I won’t give up ya address for a price betta chill asap!"

Jameg Blake did not "chill."

Instead, he used a shotgun to shoot his former BFF in the neck, killing him. Immediately after, he tweeted, "R.I.P. Kwame." 

#irony?


Kwame’s mom, Madeline Smith, was pretty freaked. "That’s not a reason to shoot somebody. That’s crazy. I don’t know what’s going on with that Twitter thing." Protip: talking about killing your best friend probably won’t get you on the Trending Topics. At least not before you get picked up for murder.

Blake pleaded guilty to manslaughter and was sentenced to 21 years in prison. Another thing Kwame's mom said: "I hope my son's face haunts you for the rest of your life."

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Wife Killed For Changing FB Status to Single
Even "adults" aren’t immune from crimes of murderous cyber jealousy. One day, Edward Richardson’s 26 year-old wife, Sarah, decided to change her relationship status from ‘married’ to ‘single.’

Now, this would piss off most married men - but since this couple was actually already kind of, y'know, separated, she probably didn’t see it as a big deal.
Edward Richardson felt differently.

After their separation, Sarah decided to move back in with her parents, like every 26-year-old who’s made a terrible mistake tends to do.

Unfortunately for her, Edward decided to pull the old "sneak into the parents’ bedroom" trick, only this time, he snuck in to stab her to death… over her Facebook status. More accurately: He killed her because she changed her Facebook status. This is really the craziest part.

After he committed this brutal, spurred-by-hatred-of-Facebook-status-accuracy crime, Edward ended up killing himself (probably ruining a perfectly nice bedroom rug in the process).

All over a Facebook status change. Just so we’re clear. WTF.

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Facebook Love Triangle Results in High-Speed Car Chase, Death
You’d think a Facebook feud couldn’t lead to much worse than some unflattering tags and a few deleted wall posts. At the very worst, one might have to delete her profile, start a new one, and have to do a mass re-Friending-of-shame, right?

Well, for Torrie Lynn Emery, 23, and Danielle Booth, 20, it led to a deadly high-speed car chase. 

The two women had been fighting on Facebook for months (over a guy, natch). When Torrie saw Danielle driving with a friend, she pursued them across town. She rammed their car several times until the others car's driver, Alesha Abernathy, ran a red light and was hit by a truck. Abernathy died instantly. Oh, also, Torrie's three year-old kid was in the backseat of her own car the whole time.

The dude they were fighting over had been in jail for over a year. But considering Torrie’s about to be joining him, guess she’s sort of… won? All it took was a little second degree murder.

Tracy Emery, Torrie’s mother, said tearfully, "She made a mistake, but her intentions weren’t to kill nobody. Her intentions were to fight." All things considered, she probably should have kept that particular fight to flirtatious passive-aggressive Facebook poking.

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Ex-Girlfriend Gets Murderous Over MySpace Photos
File this one under ‘Reasons Why Flaunting Your New Relationship on the Internet Might Not Be the Best Idea,’ as it might just lead to you being brutally murdered by your partner’s crazy ex:

Sarah Ludemann and Rachel Wade had a vicious Internet battle. In the months leading up to her murder, new squeeze Sarah kept posting gloating photos of herself with new boy-toy Josh, even though his ex-girlfriend, Rachel, repeatedly asked her to plz stahp. The two gals played a little harassment cat-and-mouse, dropping threatenings F-bombs into each others' voicemails, and Rachel even punched Sarah in the face a time or two.

Legit voicemail transcript: "Please tell me Sarah why you would be a dumb-a** c*nt and put a brand new picture of you and Josh at the beach on your MySpace. Seriously, I told you to watch your f*cking back and not to f*cking chill with him. I’m guaranteeing you that I’m going to f*cking murder you, I’m letting you know that now."

Apparently, the best reply to this would've been, "Thanks for the heads up, girl!"


Note: this all probably happened because of this dude's Twilight-caliber abs, or because they liked fighting over who was going to clean his mirror next.

Anyhoo, one night, Sarah went over to Rachel's house to taunt her a little more. After some squabbling, Rachel stabbed her in the chest with a kitchen knife, and was then like, "I'm done."

After being sentenced to 27 years in prison, Rachel revised her stance on cyber ‘communication’: "It’s almost like you can threaten something or say whatever you want and possibly scare them and you don’t have to face them at that moment." When you do face them, of course, arming yourself with a kitchen knife is strictly optional.

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The 7 Greatest (True) Johnny Depp Stories Ever Told

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The 7 Greatest (True) Johnny Depp Stories Ever Told
Johnny Depp is a badass. Here are some of the greatest things he's ever done (off-screen). Some of these Johnny Depp stories are hard to believe but most have indisputable proof; they are all amazing and sound exactly like the kind of awesome thing the most lavish, eccentric celebrities (that we actually like) would do. From surprising a little girl at her school, to stopping a mugging with a single look, to saving a horse he rode in a movie, here are the greatest (true) Johnny Depp stories.
The 7 Greatest (True) Johnny Depp Stories Ever Told,

Johnny Depp Goes Out of His Way to Speak for Wrongfully Convicted Trio


The West Memphis ThreeDamien Echols, 19, Jason Baldwin, 16, and Jessie Misskelley, 17, were three teenagers who were wrongfully convicted of the murders of three eight-year-old boys who were found in a drainage ditch mutilated and beaten to death in 1993. It was believed that the teenagers were performing a Satanic ritual.

Echols was sentenced to death, and Baldwin and Misskelley were sentenced to life in prison.

"If there was the tiniest sliver of doubt [of their innocence], I wouldn't be here," said Johnny Depp after being asked why he supported them and how he could be sure if they were innocent.

Arkansas courts refuse to give the three a retrial, but Depp continues to publicly stand with them in their cause to be tried fairly.

There is absolutely no physical evidence that ties the convicted three to the actual crime scene.

After seeing a documentary, Depp became deeply intrigued and empathetic to the case of the three and continues to go out of his way to defend these innocent men that Arkansas courts refuse to try fairly at every chance he can.

Most celebrities, especially Depp, have a lot going on every single day with promoting their films, and making shoot dates, as well as living their own lives, yet he continues to make efforts for causes he can directly impact, just like this one.

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Johnny Depp's Friendship with Hunter S. Thompson
One of the most memorable names in 20th century pop culture, Hunter S. Thompson (famed author of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, creator of "Gonzo journalism," drug addict, and all-around anti-authority badass) had a lot of friends in his later years (John Cusack, Bill Murray, Gary Busey, John Kerry, William F. Buckley, and more), but when it came to his death, few were as giving and dedicated as Johnny Depp.


Hunter S. Thompson, John Cusack and Johnny Depp riding in a convertible with a blow-up doll (like ya do).


Depp financed Hunter S. Thompson's funeral entirely, and even fulfilled what were his buddy's dying wishes:

Thompson's ashes were fired from a cannon atop a 153-foot (47 m) tower of his own design (in the shape of a double-thumbed fist clutching a peyote button) to the tune of Norman Greenbaum's "Spirit in the Sky" and Bob Dylan's "Mr. Tambourine Man. Red, white, blue, and green fireworks were launched along with his ashes.

Depp made sure everything was exact to Thompson's specifications (which were pretty specific in his will).

Here's a video describing the arrangements and the ceremony being performed

Johnny Depp Saves Ichabod Crane's Horse from Death
Johnny Depp makes a lot of friends, and when he makes them, they're friends forever. He takes care of those he loves. He was even once quoted saying "If someone were to harm my family or a friend or somebody I love, I would eat them. I might end up in jail for 500 years, but I would eat them."
 


When Depp took on the role of Ichabod Crane in Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow, he rode a horse who played the character "Gunpowder." 

After production, the one-eyed horse was to be destroyed, until Depp, upon hearing this news, adopted the horse, named Goldeneye, thereby saving him from the glue factory. "He's the kind of guy that would be really sweet to a girl and bring her flowers," Traci Lords once remarked, "but still take a pee in the alley."

Speaking of pee, maybe Depp was just grateful to the horse, as after filming a scene where he's dragged behind a carriage, Depp was asked what it was like to be dragged through the woods behind a speeding carriage. "I wasn't afraid of getting hurt, I was just afraid that the horses may relieve themselves on the journey."

So hey, if you ever do something for the guy, he remembers it.

Further proving his commitment to his loved ones, Depp donated the fee he earned for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus to Heath Ledger's daughter, after his untimely death. After hearing Depp's idea, Jude Law and Colin Farrell did the same.
Johnny Depp Buys Over $62,000 in Jackets for Pirates Crew


A lot of actors think they're God's gift to the world and the absolute star of the show, but Johnny Depp knows that it takes a whole crew to make a good movie. So when Depp rolls in style, the whole film crew rolls in style.

On a rainy day on the set of his latest film Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Johnny Depp reportedly spent about $64,200 on warm jackets for all 500 of the crew members. True, that ain't a whole lot of money – considering the fact that he owns an island and a $13 million estate in Italy – but it's still a grand gesture and awesome thing to do.

The guy is classy to say the least.

Depp has also been very public about his love affair with wine, even sporting his famous tattoo "Wino Forever" (although it once said "Winona Forever" when the actor was dating the cute, thieving fellow celebrity Winona Ryder). He is so enthusiastic for good wine, in fact, that he even flies crates of them to wherever he's filming for himself, the cast, and the entire film crew.

He did this on the set of Public Enemies where he had ten crates of his homegrown wine (Yes, Johnny Depp even owns his own vineyard) flown in from France to keep him and the rest of the crew going. That's 4,147 sky miles for a never-ending pour of wine.

Awesome.

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Johnny Depp Stops a Mugging with a Single Look


Sometimes, it seems like the only thing Johnny Depp is missing is a damn cape. Apparently, if Johnny Depp had a superpower, it would be "being Johnny Depp." 

On May 2, 2010, a man approached Stephen Jones holding a bottle in his hand and demanded the British singer's wallet. Depp just happened to be with Jones as the two had just finished a recording session together in Los Angeles. As soon as Depp saw the mugger, he stepped right in to his defense.

Depp looked at the guy, using a stern gaze, and told him to back off. After a few seconds, when the mugger (who was using a broken bottle as a mugging weapon? really?) looked at Depp, he said, "I ain't stealing from Captain Jack." The thug put down his bottle and all was well.

This is really the greatest and most epic part, though: Depp gave him a few bucks and sent him on his way.

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Johnny Depp Commits the Coolest Crimes
Somehow Johnny Depp always seems to commit the weirdest crimes. Even when the guy is doing something "wrong," he does it with style. He's never been arrested for doing anything outside of the realm of what you'd expect from him, even with all his money.

In 1994, Depp was staying at a fancy New York hotel and completely wrecked his room. Like, furniture everywhere, broken glass, the works. Roger Daltrey (lead singer of The Who) was staying in the room next door and complained of the noise Depp was making.

When police arrived at the scene, there was a smashed glass coffee-table and other destroyed, mangled furniture in the $1200-a-night suite. Depp, however, claimed that an armadillo leapt out of his closet and had done the damage. Yes, an armadillo.



The alleged creature was never found. Not surprising since armadillos are rarely found in New York, and even less likely in a luxury hotel's closet, making Depp's claim of innocence that much more awesome.

Johnny Depp's cavalier attitude about his brushes with the law and incarceration make him even more awesome.



The other crime Depp was caught committing is just as unexpected, and pretty damn awesome (not including that paparazzi brawl he had, because really, who could stand those people). A security guard caught him vandalizing a 21 Jump Street billboard and was about to report him until he saw that it was the actor himself, defacing his own, well, face. Depp apparently didn't agree with the message that the billboard, featuring his own image, was communicating to children.



The billboard featured Depp holding a gun with the slogan, "Other Kids Pack Lunch," underneath it. He saw that and didn't like it, so he and his buddy decided to paint over it with some brushes and rollers. They ended up painting over the gun and turning Johnny into Groucho Marx.



When the guard recognized who Depp was--and whose face Depp was painting on--he told him to hurry up and finish and left Depp and his friend alone.

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Johnny Depp Surprises a Jack Sparrow Fan at Her School After a Fan Letter
This is why Johnny Depp isn't just an actor, celebrity or multi-millionaire, but a freakin' movie star.

(Click here for the full video of his visit to the elementary school.)

Celebrities receive tons of fan mail every day, and after being famous for decades like Johnny Depp, most people would be pretty jaded or out of touch with their fans by now. But, when nine-year-old Beatrice Delap, wrote "Captain Jack Sparrow" a letter asking him to help her and her other classmates stage a "mutiny" against their teachers, she was smart enough to give him the name of her school and signed it "Beatrice Delap, aged nine, a budding pirate."



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Since he was in the area filming Pirates of the Caribbean 4, he decided to visit the school while still in full costume. Without warning to the school, the kids or the teachers, Depp arrived at her school in full Jack Sparrow character and dress. Everyone was surprised, and no one had any idea why he was there – except for Beatrice.



Depp asked for Beatrice and when she came forth, he whispered to her: "Maybe we shouldn't mutiny today 'cos there are police outside monitoring me." He gave Beatrice a hug, joked with the whole classroom about eating lots of candy and not brushing their teeth, never breaking character, and asked for a big round of applause for Beatrice. He then strutted out of the room and back into their imaginations.

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Also check out College Humor's mash-up of two of Johnny's crazier films.

The Worst Amusement Park Ride Accidents

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The Worst Amusement Park Ride Accidents
A day at amusement parks like Disneyland and Six Flags is usually a mix of endless waiting in line and a few short minutes of pleasure - but sometimes the ultimate nightmare of riders comes true and rides break, causing horrible accidents. What are the worst amusement park accidents? Many people fear the incidents that are on this list. Roller coaster cars flying off the tracks, harnesses not working properly, and cables coming loose.

Most amusement park rides get your adrenaline pumping but are completely safe. Occasionally though, there is an all out disaster where the machinery goes crazy and someone loses a limb or dies. Whether due to malfunctioning or park-goer error, these amusement park disasters have certainly scarred these people for life.

The most horrible amusement park accidents, tragedies, and fatalities that have ever happened appear on this list, leaving us to wonder why so many onlookers took out their camera phones instead of helping.
The Worst Amusement Park Ride Accidents,

Death at Disney
September 5, 2003: The happiest place on Earth turned into a horrible nightmare for a 22-year-old male named Marcello Torres. About a third of the way through the ride, it made a sharp right turn, and part of the train came off the hinges. This forced part of the locomotive-shaped ride to wedge into the tracks, stopping the train completely, and darting like a giant spear through Marcello Torres's chest and head.

River Rapids's Watery Grave

Four people died on Thunder River Rapids Ride at Dreamworld, Australia's biggest theme park, on October 25, 2016. Accounts of the accident don't immediately make clear how the victims died; two were ejected from the ride and the other two trapped on it, though what actually killed them remains unclear. 

Three of the four victims have been identified. Two were siblings: Kate Goodchild, brother Luke Dorsett, his partner Roozi Araghi. Their mother, Kim Dorsett, said, “I have three children and have lost two of them today... I have two granddaughters — an eight-month-old and a 12-year-old — and it truly breaks my heart to know that my eight-month-old is never going to get to know her mum.”

According to an eyewitness, at least one of the victims drowned, while children nearby screamed. "There were kids onboard screaming while their mum was trapped under. I’d rather not talk about what I saw," a man recalled.

Claire Wooley, another witness, said “She just kept screaming ‘Where’s Mummy? Where’s Mummy?” 

No reason for the incident was given other than a "malfuction." The park, located about 30 miles south of Brisbane, on Australia's Gold Coast, shut down operations the day after the accident, out of respect for the dead. 


Batman Kills
A tragic accident occurred in a Georgia Six Flags when a boy jumped two fences clearly marked "Do Not Enter" to retrieve a hat he lost on a ride, but ended up losing his entire head in the process. The bottom part of the ride decapitated him as he was standing up.
In Soviet Russia, Ferris Wheel Rides You
Not only did this kid jump a six-foot fence to an abandoned ferris wheel, he also managed to easily turn it on and get a ride. Halfway through his hijacking he decided he didn’t like the chair he picked, so he switched, very unsuccessfully.

As he dangled 45 feet above the pavement, a crowd gathered. Skip to 0:44 for footage of the dangling child and a description from the people who were there, and ended up picking up a camera phone when they could have easily been helping the poor boy NOT plummet to his death.

Retro Coaster Crash
Let’s go back in time to a simpler era where music was analog, clothes were s**tty, and an indoor Canadian roller coaster went flying off the tracks and killed three people. The exact thing everyone is scared will happen on roller coasters happened in this story: the final car flew of its hinges and was dragged, careening all over the tracks before anyone (finally) pulled the emergency brake.

Skip to 1:49 to see the injuries of the one guy in the car who survived, only to be crippled by memories.

Ferris Wheel Mystery
On Friday 3 June 2011, an 11-year-old girl, Abiah Jones fell to her death from a Ferris Wheel at Mariner's Landing Pier. The cause of the young girl's death is unknown; it is the only accident recorded on that ride and there have been no other guest fatalities since that date.  
Kentucky Engineering
A young girl went to Six Flags Kentucky Kingdom and took a ride on the Superman Tower of Pride with some friends. Before the ride got to the top, they heard a cable snap, looked up, and saw cables coming from all parts of the ride, whipping around and injuring their faces. This was only 20 feet off the ground. As the ride started to take them higher, they started seeing black smoke and smelling burned rubber. The girls all yelled, "Stop the ride!" repeatedly, cables all over them, even around their necks. When the girls landed on the ground, one of them smelled burning flesh. It was her severed feet. Her right foot was able to be reattached; however, her left leg had to be amputated. 

Skip to 00:50 for the news report and the girl describing exactly what she saw and what happened as the accident went down, which is much more disturbing than any live video footage could be.

Death by Raptor
Reason number one why you should always respect those "Restricted Area" signs at an amusement park: Cedar Point park-goer James Young, 45, died when he sneaked past a fenced-off area near the Raptor roller coaster at the Ohio theme park. He was hit by a speeding car on the ride while trying to retrieve his cell phone. Perhaps the second worst death-by-raptor imaginable.

Tragic Waterslide Death

Ten-year-old Caleb Schwab tragically fell to his death in 2016 while riding the Verruckt - a waterslide at Schlitterbahn Waterpark in Kansas City billed as the tallest in the world. Witnesses said that Caleb's raft went airborne and hit the netting over the slide after coming down the first 168-ft tall slope at roughly 60 mph. Other riders had reported earlier that the slide's safety harnesses had not been working properly that day, although police and park officials did not say exactly how Caleb had died. Caleb was the son of Kansas State Rep. Scott Schwab, and was at the park with his family to celebrate "Elected Official Day."


Swing of Death
At a Chinese theme park, a high-flying swing ride came off its hinges, seriously injuring the many people who were riding it.


Paramedics Describe Creepiest Call They've Ever Had

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Paramedics easily have one of the hardest jobs out there. Every day, they come face-to-face with death, pain, and crime - all under a great deal of stress. However, we don't really get to hear about the really dark stuff that these medical professionals also see in their line of work, and if you think you've heard it all, you're about to be proven wrong.

We've gathered the creepiest calls that EMTs and paramedics have ever been sent on. And trust us, the stories make even the grittiest episode of House look like the Care Bears
Paramedics Describe Creepiest Call They've Ever Had,

11-year-old lives with mother's corpse for days before calling 9-1-1

"One call that will always haunt me was on an unresponsive female at around three in the morning. We get there and do some pointless CPR along with the fire department... She had been dead for a while; no shock-able rhythm, and clear rigor mortis. The most disturbing part was that the original caller was her 11-year-old daughter, who had just spent three days with her mother's corpse and called 9-1-1 because she was 'lonely'. It also didn't help that the victim was completely naked when we arrived."


Church janitor crushed by cross
"I responded to a call where a janitor was dusting quite a large stone cross in the middle of a church. He had been up on a ladder cleaning, when he slipped off, and proceeded to try to hold onto the cross to keep from falling. Unfortunately, the weight of the 200-pound man was too much to support. The cross fell towards him, landing on his left arm, with a part of the horizontal stone of the cross, pushing his muscles and tendons out of his wrist like a squeezed toothpaste tube. Then the cross fell completely on him splattering his brain across the floor. Quite disturbing, and definitely the most horrific and gore filled call I had ever witnessed."
Suicide attempt leaves EMT with brains on his boots
"A man who attempted suicide by shooting himself in the head was still alive when we arrived. We get him in the ambulance and I'm placing an advanced airway and breathing for him. A piece of his brain fell out on my boot. Even months after that call, I could get in the back of that ambulance and only smell brains."
Elderly man burnt to a crisp while smoking near his oxygen machine

"Had a call just after I came on duty of a elderly male with possible high fever. We didn't have much more information because the caller (his elderly wife) was, according to the dispatcher, 'hard to understand'. Anyway we head out get there seven minutes or so later.
 

As we go in, the wife is sitting at the kitchen table just inside the door, so we ask her what's going on. She answers that he 'has been complaining he is too hot all morning'. We go into the next room which is dark due to curtains covering the windows but there is enough light to see a dead man sitting in a chair. Now mind you he was not recently dead, I'm talking blackened-face, rot/rat-bites-around-the-mouth, wasn't-complaining-this-morning type of dead.
 

I set down my equipment and my partner goes to turn on the light next to his chair so we can verify the obvious. As she goes to reach for the light the dead man groans and reaches for her hand.
 

After collectively shitting our pants we jump into action, come to find out he was on oxygen and a smoker. He was 'complaining' about being hot because he was literally burning up. What looked like signs of death on his face were scorch marks and melted plastic.


To answer the obvious question, I don't know. He was still alive when we got him to the hospital and I never asked what happened to him after that."


Woman tries to kill herself with an old saw

"This woman was clearly struggling mentally. She went into her basement and started sawing at her wrists horizontally with a rusty hack saw, bleeds a good amount, and then starts walking around the house. She wasn't dying quick enough, so she sat down in a chair in the middle of the living room, and started going at her wrists again, this time with a pair of scissors.
 

I was the second person inside the house. It looked like a massacre. We searched the house top to bottom, fully expecting to find multiple dead bodies in there. I've never seen so much blood in my life. Every single room had a trail of blood in it.
 

The woman was found on a chair in the living room. Rigor mortis had contorted her body into a really strange, unnatural pose, and her face was haunting. Literally the stuff of nightmares. Her wrists had huge chunks of skin/veins/muscle missing from them. Saying she slit her wrists is inaccurate. She ripped them to pieces."


Woman found slashed open on her doorstep with no clue as to who she was

"Got a call around 2AM for an 'unknown medical' which is always a kind of 'uh-oh' thing for us. As soon as we pulled up all the cop had to say was, 'Well, I don't even know.'
 

I walked up to a lady, unconscious, in front of her house that had her face cut similar to the joker and her throat slit. She was in her pajamas, no bag, no ID, no belongings at all outside. Her door was locked and there was a dog barking inside, all the lights were off. No one knew what the hell happened and no one seemed to know any information about this lady. No name no age, nothing. She was alive when we got to the hospital, I hope she's all right today but I often wonder who did that to her and why."


Elderly woman is raped; refuses medical care to attend son's funeral

"One particular call that I remember was getting dispatched to a 96-year-old female with rectal bleeding. It was almost 6AM, and when we entered the residence, the woman was yelling 'He raped me!' over and over again.
 

Finally, the story came out that she had gone outside to get her paper, and some guy had emerged and followed her inside, raped her anally, stole all her medications, and then fled.
 

I can't give away too many details, but I certainly believed what she was saying.
 

We were trying to convince her to go to the ER, and she was adamant that she would not go. We kept pressing her and then she said, 'My son's funeral is in four hours! I can't miss it.'
 

That moment really hit me hard. Never followed up with it."


Nude woman claims to be the Anti-Christ and sticks entire hand up her rectum

"I was just getting off of work when a call goes out across dispatch saying that there was a possible overdose and that we needed to respond. We get to the scene and note nothing out of the ordinary... until we enter the home.
 

After asking where the patient is, we're escorted to a back room with a man exiting and re-buttoning his pants. We enter the room to a sheriff's deputy detaining a petite, naked woman who has attempted to jump out a window and has shit herself. She had flung both blood and shit EVERYWHERE.
 

She tells her mother (the owner of the home who had been very helpful), that she has a parasite inside her, and that she doesn't blame her mother for letting her father rape both of them. The paramedics then enter the scene and attempt to administer sedatives via IV to calm this woman who claimed the only drugs she was on were Prozac and a little weed.

The most memorable moment came next. In the moment that the deputy released her hand to the paramedics to administer the IV, the patient slides her entire hand into her rectum.
 

She then begins to spasm violently and tell us if we don't stop being racist she will smite us because she is the Anti-Christ, the harbinger of the end times."


Woman with dementia lives with her husband's corpse for three weeks

"The call was for an older woman, lying in bed. When we get there, the smell is horrendous of a dead body. There are millions of flies everywhere and a little old lady in lying in the bed, alive. About five feet away, there is a body covered up by a sheet. The lady was a dementia patient, and her husband (the deceased) was the primary caregiver. Based on the number of flies and state of decomposition, the police estimated the guy had been dead for about three weeks. The woman must have been getting some food out of the refrigerator, but it was totally empty by the time we arrived.
 

The creepiest part happened on the way to the hospital with the woman, she said, 'I hope that nice man on the floor is OK'."


Woman cooks herself in scalding-hot bath

"We responded to an apartment building when the caretaker had called us. His initial report was that he went to check on a suite because water had been reported flooding into the hallway. He informed us there was a deceased lady in the tub. He said he saw her and immediately backed out without touching anything.
 

We entered the suite. It was filled with steam. The humidity had started peeling the paint off the walls in sheets. There was also the smell of cooked meat.
 

Upon entering the bathroom we found the supposed deceased, seated in the tub, with the hot water running. From the looks of it she had been there a while. The skin on her body, all the way from toes to sternum had started separating. Much like the paint on the walls, it was bubbled and coming up in sheets.
 

I checked for vitals while someone turned off the water and the others went to get a bag and radio for a can (when a body is badly decomposed, we put them in a sheet metal box).
 

I almost shit my pants when I found signs of life. The lady had a pulse. She wasn't really responsive, but she was breathing shallow, had a heart beat, and was looking at us. We had to get her out.
 

We radioed for EMS and informed them we had a live patient with at least 80% burns. They were a few minutes out so we started to get the patient ready for transport.
 

I don't remember what we were doing when we noticed the water draining from the tub. But what we saw was her torso essentially degloving itself as the water receded. We immediately plugged the bathtub and continued working her.
 

When EMS arrived we had to transfer her to the stretcher. That's where things got ugly.
 

We planned to gently lift her out of the tub, and place her on the stretcher. However, as soon as we touched her, her skin was coming off in sheets. I remember saying, 'Sorry ma'am, but we have to do this' as I picked up my section and came away with almost all of the skin I contacted stuck to my arms. That was the only time she made a sound. She probably couldn't feel it due to the nerve damage, but I'm pretty sure she knew she had lost almost all of her skin from the chest down.
 

The water was still extremely hot, so we were also getting burned while doing this.


We managed to get her onto the stretcher and EMS took her away.
 

When the bathtub was drained, there was a sheet of skin stuck to the bottom. We had to scrape it off and bag it. I still can't each certain chicken dishes because of this.


We figure she was in the tub and the water got cool. So she turned it on with her toe. She must've had a stroke and could not turn it off again. Being an apartment it had pretty much unlimited hot water. So that poor lady sat there for approximately three days, cooking.


She did not survive. We don't get a lot of follow up on calls, but I heard she passed away.

Between a stroke, and severe burns, it wasn't likely that she'd make it. But we treat every patient like they have a chance. The human body is a weird and wonderful thing. Sometimes people do make it through some pretty terrible things."



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